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xiSkiGuy: We'll split into two groups. I'll take Ned, Ogata, and Wolodarsky.
fishb0y: [pouting] Thanks. Thanks a lot for not picking me.
 
Fishb0y: We're in the middle of a lighning strike rescue op, xiSkiGuy. What's the deal?
xiSkiGuy: I'm sick of being on "B" squad.
Fishb0y: You might be on "B" Squad, But you're the "B" Squad leader. Don't you know me and ThatsSomeBadHatHarry always thought of you as our baby brother?
xiSkiGuy: I've always thought of you two as my dads. Please don't let any one make fun of me for saying so.
Fishb0y: I can't guarantee that, xiSkiGuyie, but I'll try. Can we get on with the maneuvers now?

Klause is my favorite however...
 
hahahaha. priceless

"you really think it's cool to hit the sauce when you've got a bun in the oven?"

""hey intern, make me a Compare, will ya?"
"on the rocks?"
 
fishb0y: So, you really think you're a Zissou.
xiSkiGuy: I don't know.
fishb0y: Well, you traveled a long way for "I don't know," sonny.
xiSkiGuy: That's true. But it's important to me.
fishb0y: Yeah? Well, there are a lot of things that are important to some people around here, sonny.
xiSkiGuy: fishb0y, don't call me "sonny."
fishb0y: And one more thing: It's the Steve Zissou show, not the Jeff show.
[fishb0y slaps xiSkiGuy in the face]
fishb0y: You hear me?
xiSkiGuy: Yes, I do.
[fishb0y starts walking away]
xiSkiGuy: fishb0y?
fishb0y: Ja?
xiSkiGuy: If you ever touch me again, I will kick your goddamn teeth out. Is *that* understood?
fishb0y: Not if I don't see you first, sonny.
 
xiSkiGuy: [fearing Al Mialkovsky and PaulChristenson might attack them in their sub] Are we-are we safe in here?
fishb0y: I doubt it.
 
How can you not love this movie?
 
xiSkiGuy: I dunno, I think that bull-dyke reporter Al Mialkovsky is gonna burn us.
fishb0y: I don't think she's a lesbian, Dad. She's pregnant.
 
Al Mialkovsky and PaulChristenson: We're being led on an illegal suicide mission by a selfish maniac.
xiSkiGuy: I hear what you're saying, but I think you misjudge the guy.
 
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