Me either--or anywhere else for that matter.
Bungeed alternates for recreational divers are pretty rare, and long hoses are rarer still. When I did a day boat to the Great Barrier Reef and showed our DM the rig I would be using on the way out, she clearly thought I was out of my mind. As the trip out to the reef went on, the other crew members came by one by one to inspect my bizarre setup. I believe they had a debate as to whether or not I would be allowed to use it. It was obvious they had not only never seen it, they had never heard of it.