Survival Kit for Basic Divers on SB

[netmage]

just watch out for the bucket w/ the hole in the bottom.......

 

[letterboy]

This bucket -

 

[Bryan]

Spoiler

 

[BHB ScubaTroll]

OK, back to base camp for planning strategy

 

[NudeDiver]

More survival info:

If you [drink|smoke|have sex] before a dive...YOU WILL DIE.
If you keep an SPG with a wireless AI transmitter...YOU WILL DIE (because that's just not DIR...too many hoses everywhere).
If you look at a nitrox tank without proper certification...YOU WILL DIE.
Do NOT dive with HUD masks, they are heavy on one side and you'll roll over with no control...YOU WILL DIE.
Never dive with a beaver-tail, you will most certainly wrap it around some part on the boat and end up hanging on the side of the boat like a yo-yo...YOU WILL DIE.
If you spearfish, you are satan - sharks can tell this and will attack...YOU WILL DIE.
Never dive with [insert any brand except your own] gear, it's made by monkeys with no concept of the underwater world...YOU WILL DIE.

And the one from the PADI OWD video I just love:

"If you are not getting out of diving what you want, it's your OWN FAULT"

...oh yeah...YOU WILL DIE!

You're going to die no matter what you do. That's the nature of the human condition.

 

[highdesert]

Cool Tech -

Hands down, single best post in SB history (IMHO) :cool3:

 

[BHB ScubaTroll]

Version II is going to be better... you're gonna die

 

[AndyDragon]

You're going to die no matter what you do. That's the nature of the human condition.

Indeed, 'life' is a terminal disease with 0% chance of surviving... and we're ALL INFECTED...

 

[Bryan]

Indeed, 'life' is a terminal disease with 0% chance of surviving... and we're ALL INFECTED...

You mean life is a sexually-transmitted disease?? :shocked2:

 

[gypsyjim]

As a new ScubaBoard member, you'll quickly learn that popcorn is the breakfast of champions.
Also lunch, and dinner, and second breakfast...

This may be result of limited culinary options on SB? :fruitcake::fruitcake::fruitcake: or :chocolate::chocolate::chocolate: ? Give us
In the end they will all kill you anyway. You wanna live forever?