Thanks for all the help guys. Yes, I failed to explain my intentions more clearly and was instantly banned from the divebuddy.com forums. A bit trigger-happy on their part, I'll have to say. I thought since I mentioned in my original post that I was trying to 'accomplish the same idea' that would have imparted my intentions... to use the device in the same way, but I guess not. So, without further adieu...my intention is to use the device as intended, breathing above water in a compromised air environment.
All ears for more suggestions.