Should Shearwater make a talking computer called the Parrot??

[tridacna]

I understand that the shoulder mounting mechanism is called the "Perch".

 

[AJ]

I would AI, meaning 'Auto Inflate'. Because I don't want to manually operate my wing anymore. Oh I want it to tell me on what fin kicks to use. Is that possible?

 

[Scared Silly]

You owe me a new key board......

Do you want one that is wireless??

 

[Wookie]

Do you want one that is wireless??

And air integrated?

 

[Lorenzoid]

The Al version should be called the Albatross.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Albatross_(metaphor)

 

[Wookie]

The Al version should be called the Albatross.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Albatross_(metaphor)

Man: Albatross! Albatross! Albatross!
(A customer approaches him.)
Customer: Two choc-ices please.
Man: I haven't got choc-ices. I only got the albatross. Albatross!
Customer: What flavour is it?
Man: It's a bird, innit? It's a bloody sea bird . .. it's not any bloody flavour. Albatross!
Customer: Do you get wafers with it?
Man: Course you don't get bloody wafers with it. Albatross!
Customer: How much is it?
Man: Ninepence.
Customer: I'll have two please.
Man: Gannet on a stick.

 

[lynnpartridge]

And for 'Little Britain' fans.....

The computer says Nooooo

 

[guyharrisonphoto]

How come no one is talking about the most important option:

User selectable voice between Scarlett Johansson in Her, or Lauren Bacall in To Have and Have Not.

 

[tridacna]

Man: Albatross! Albatross! Albatross!
(A customer approaches him.)
Customer: Two choc-ices please.
Man: I haven't got choc-ices. I only got the albatross. Albatross!
Customer: What flavour is it?
Man: It's a bird, innit? It's a bloody sea bird . .. it's not any bloody flavour. Albatross!
Customer: Do you get wafers with it?
Man: Course you don't get bloody wafers with it. Albatross!
Customer: How much is it?
Man: Ninepence.
Customer: I'll have two please.
Man: Gannet on a stick.

It's f&$ck1ng seabird flavour!

 

[Reku]

um....can it have a camera that counts your bubbles to determine your gas usage instead of AI. It would be more reliable.