Puns

[El Orans]

A scientist finally succeeded in cloning himself, but all his clone would do was hang around and spew out cuss words. After a week of that, the scientist finally got fed up and pushed his clone out of his 10th story office window.

A short time later there was a knock on his office door. The scientist opened the door to find a policeman who said " I'm going to have to arrest you for making an obscene clone fall."

 

[Alkiman]

One day Benny is sitting in his house when a genie appears. "I will grant you money, fame , and all other things you desire", said the genie. "But there is one condition. You can never use a razor on any part of your body again, or you will be turned into a pat of butter." Many years later, a decidedly wealthy, happy and decidedly scruffy Benny decides to go against the genie as POOF is instantly turned into a pat of butter
Moral: A Benny Shaved is a Benny Churned

A scientist finally succeeded in cloning himself, but all his clone would do was hang around and spew out cuss words. After a week of that, the scientist finally got fed up and pushed his clone out of his 10th story office window.

A short time later there was a knock on his office door. The scientist opened the door to find a policeman who said " I'm going to have to arrest you for making an obscene clone fall."