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m3830431
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Good one
dive bandit
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1. Cheese
The teacher told Pepito to use the word cheese in a sentence.
Pepito replies: Juanita likes me, pero Cheese fat.
2. Mushroom
When all my family get in the car, there's not mushroom.
3. Shoulder
My Tia wanted 2 become a citizen but she didn't know how to read so I shoulder.
4. TEXAS
My chica always Texas me when I'm not home wondering where I'm at!
5. Herpes
Me and my chica ordered pizza. I got mine piece and she got herpes.
6. July
Ju told me ju were going to tha store and July to me! Julyer!
7. Rectum
I had 2 cars pero my wife rectum!
8. Juarez
'One day my abuelita slapped me and I said juarez your problem?'
9 . CHICKEN
I was going to go to the store with my wife pero chicken go herself.
The teacher told Pepito to use the word cheese in a sentence.
Pepito replies: Juanita likes me, pero Cheese fat.
2. Mushroom
When all my family get in the car, there's not mushroom.
3. Shoulder
My Tia wanted 2 become a citizen but she didn't know how to read so I shoulder.
4. TEXAS
My chica always Texas me when I'm not home wondering where I'm at!
5. Herpes
Me and my chica ordered pizza. I got mine piece and she got herpes.
6. July
Ju told me ju were going to tha store and July to me! Julyer!
7. Rectum
I had 2 cars pero my wife rectum!
8. Juarez
'One day my abuelita slapped me and I said juarez your problem?'
9 . CHICKEN
I was going to go to the store with my wife pero chicken go herself.
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Yeah, I remember those awkward old days when my teacher asked me to make sentences with "Herpes" and "Rectum".
dive bandit
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Call Jose Quintero he really needs to talk to you 650-388-1117
Give it a try............funny
Give it a try............funny
OP
sandshaker
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dive bandit
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And you still call this person your friend...............
The Anchor
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It gets easier with more cafeine. After 3 red bulls and a rockstar, you can get the little ball to change with every click.
sandmanz32
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i thought it was pretty easy.....guess im hyper lol
m3830431
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A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on the door.
He rolls over and looks at his clock, and it's half past three in the morning.
"I'm not getting out of bed at this time," he thinks, and rolls over. Then, a
louder knock follows.
"Aren't you going to answer that?" says his wife.
So he drags himself out of bed and goes downstairs. He opens the door and
there is man standing at the door. It didn't take the homeowner long to
realize the man was drunk.
"Hi there," slurs the stranger. "Can you give me a push??"
"No, get lost. It's half past three. I was in bed," says the man and slams the
door. He goes back up to bed and tells his wife what happened and she
says, "Dave, that wasn't very nice of you.
Remember that night we broke down in the pouring rain on the way to pick
the kids up from the baby sitter and you had to knock on that man's house
to get us started again? What would have happened if he'd told us to get
lost??"
"But the guy was drunk," says the husband.
"It doesn't matter," says the wife. "He needs our help and it would be the
right thing to help him." So the husband gets out of bed again, gets dressed
and goes downstairs.
He opens the door, and not being able to see the stranger anywhere he
shouts, "Hey, do you still want a push??"
And he hears a voice cry out, "Yeah, please."
So, still being unable to see the stranger he shouts, "Where are you?"
And the stranger replies, "I'm over here, on your swing."
He rolls over and looks at his clock, and it's half past three in the morning.
"I'm not getting out of bed at this time," he thinks, and rolls over. Then, a
louder knock follows.
"Aren't you going to answer that?" says his wife.
So he drags himself out of bed and goes downstairs. He opens the door and
there is man standing at the door. It didn't take the homeowner long to
realize the man was drunk.
"Hi there," slurs the stranger. "Can you give me a push??"
"No, get lost. It's half past three. I was in bed," says the man and slams the
door. He goes back up to bed and tells his wife what happened and she
says, "Dave, that wasn't very nice of you.
Remember that night we broke down in the pouring rain on the way to pick
the kids up from the baby sitter and you had to knock on that man's house
to get us started again? What would have happened if he'd told us to get
lost??"
"But the guy was drunk," says the husband.
"It doesn't matter," says the wife. "He needs our help and it would be the
right thing to help him." So the husband gets out of bed again, gets dressed
and goes downstairs.
He opens the door, and not being able to see the stranger anywhere he
shouts, "Hey, do you still want a push??"
And he hears a voice cry out, "Yeah, please."
So, still being unable to see the stranger he shouts, "Where are you?"
And the stranger replies, "I'm over here, on your swing."
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