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http://www.chumfm.com/MorningShow/bits/march24.swf
give this a listen. its pretty funny.
give this a listen. its pretty funny.
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In corporate America, generally speaking the people in mail room prefer to play basketball, whilst the middle managers prefer to play tennis, and the board of directors generally play golf.
The further up the corporate ladder you climb, the smaller the balls get.
The further up the corporate ladder you climb, the smaller the balls get.
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It's a Brazilian creation and the language is Portuguese. . .
1. GO TO THE FOLLOWING SITE:
Bar da Boa
2. Wait for it to load . . .
3. TYPE YOUR FIRST NAME ON THE 1st LINE
4. TYPE YOUR LAST NAME ON THE 2nd LINE
(Skip your e-mail address.)
5. Click on 'Vizualizar' and watch what happens. . .
1. GO TO THE FOLLOWING SITE:
Bar da Boa
2. Wait for it to load . . .
3. TYPE YOUR FIRST NAME ON THE 1st LINE
4. TYPE YOUR LAST NAME ON THE 2nd LINE
(Skip your e-mail address.)
5. Click on 'Vizualizar' and watch what happens. . .
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sandshaker
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That was weird ... Technology huh!
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pidgiepoo
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The Transformative Effects of Marriage on the Y-chromosome.
Three women: one engaged, one married, and one a mistress, are chatting about their relationships and decide to amaze their men....that night all three will wear a leather bodice S&M style, stilettos and mask over their eyes
After a few days they meet again.....
The engaged girlfriend said: 'The other night, when my boyfriend came back home, he found me in the leather bodice, 4' stilettos and mask. He said, 'You are the woman of my life, I love you...then we made love all night long.'
The mistress stated: 'Oh Yes! The other night we met in his office. I was wearing the leather bodice, mega stilettos, mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat, he didn't say a word. We just had wild sex all night.'
The married one then said: 'The other night I sent the kids to stay at my mother's for the night, I got myself ready, leather bodice, super stilettos and mask over my eyes.
My husband came in from work, grabbed the TV controller and a beer, and said, 'Hey Batman, what's for dinner?'
Three women: one engaged, one married, and one a mistress, are chatting about their relationships and decide to amaze their men....that night all three will wear a leather bodice S&M style, stilettos and mask over their eyes
After a few days they meet again.....
The engaged girlfriend said: 'The other night, when my boyfriend came back home, he found me in the leather bodice, 4' stilettos and mask. He said, 'You are the woman of my life, I love you...then we made love all night long.'
The mistress stated: 'Oh Yes! The other night we met in his office. I was wearing the leather bodice, mega stilettos, mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat, he didn't say a word. We just had wild sex all night.'
The married one then said: 'The other night I sent the kids to stay at my mother's for the night, I got myself ready, leather bodice, super stilettos and mask over my eyes.
My husband came in from work, grabbed the TV controller and a beer, and said, 'Hey Batman, what's for dinner?'
pidgiepoo
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The very first ever Blonde GUY joke.
And well worth the wait!
An Irishman , a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.
They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, 'Corned beef and cabbage!
If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch,
I'm going to jump off this building.'
The Mexican! Opened his lunch box and exclaimed,'
Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time
I'm going to jump off, too.'
The blonde opened his lunch and said, ' Bologna again! If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too.'
The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage, and jumped to his death.
The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped, too.
The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death as well.
At the funeral, the Irishman's wife ! was weep ing. She said, 'If I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!'
The Mexican's wife also wept and said, 'I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much.'
(Oh this is SO GOOD!!)?
Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife. The blonde's wife said,
'Don't look at me. The idiot makes his own lunch.'
And well worth the wait!
An Irishman , a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.
They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, 'Corned beef and cabbage!
If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch,
I'm going to jump off this building.'
The Mexican! Opened his lunch box and exclaimed,'
Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time
I'm going to jump off, too.'
The blonde opened his lunch and said, ' Bologna again! If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too.'
The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage, and jumped to his death.
The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped, too.
The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death as well.
At the funeral, the Irishman's wife ! was weep ing. She said, 'If I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!'
The Mexican's wife also wept and said, 'I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much.'
(Oh this is SO GOOD!!)?
Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife. The blonde's wife said,
'Don't look at me. The idiot makes his own lunch.'
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