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Prison: you spend the majority of your time in a 10 x 10 cell
Work: you spend the majority of your time in an 8 x 8 cubicle
Prison: you get three meals a day fully paied for
Work: you get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it
Prison: you get time off for good behavior
Work: you get more work for good behavior
Prison: the guard unlocks and locks all the doors for you
Work: you must often carry a security card and open all the doors yourself
Prison: you can watch TV and play games
Work: you could get fired for watching TV and playing games
Prison: you get your own toilet
Work: you have to share a toilet with people who pee on the seat
Prison: they allow your family and friends to visit (then there are the
conjugal visits...)
Work: you aren't even supposed to speak with your family
Prison: all expenses are paied by the taxpayers with no work required
Work: you get to pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners
Prison: you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out
Work: you spend most of your life wanting to get out and go inside bars
Prison: you must deal with sadistic wardens
Work: here they are called managers
Now get back to work! You are not getting paied to surf the internet.
Work: you spend the majority of your time in an 8 x 8 cubicle
Prison: you get three meals a day fully paied for
Work: you get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it
Prison: you get time off for good behavior
Work: you get more work for good behavior
Prison: the guard unlocks and locks all the doors for you
Work: you must often carry a security card and open all the doors yourself
Prison: you can watch TV and play games
Work: you could get fired for watching TV and playing games
Prison: you get your own toilet
Work: you have to share a toilet with people who pee on the seat
Prison: they allow your family and friends to visit (then there are the
conjugal visits...)
Work: you aren't even supposed to speak with your family
Prison: all expenses are paied by the taxpayers with no work required
Work: you get to pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners
Prison: you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out
Work: you spend most of your life wanting to get out and go inside bars
Prison: you must deal with sadistic wardens
Work: here they are called managers
Now get back to work! You are not getting paied to surf the internet.