DivingPrincessE
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A man went on a trip on Friday, stayed for 2 days and returned on Friday. How is that possible?
He was on acid
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He was on acid
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I KNOW!!...
Friday was the name of the horse!!
Friday was the name of the horse!!
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A man went on a trip on Friday, stayed for 2 days and returned on Friday. How is that possible?
He was riding a horse name Friday
mlkco
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Legendary proverbs
Passionate kiss like spider's web, soon lead to undoing of fly.
Virginity like bubble, one prick all gone.
Man who run in front of car get tired.
Man who run behind car get exhausted.
Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
Man with one chopstick go hungry.
Man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails.
Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
Baseball is wrong, man with four balls cannot walk.
Panties not best thing on earth but next to best thing on earth.
War doesn't determine who is right, war determines who is left.
Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.
Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it.
Man who drive like hell bound to get there.
Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement.
Man who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs.
Man who farts in church sits in own pew.
Man who drops watch in toilet bound to have crappy time.
Crowded elevator smells different to midget.
Passionate kiss like spider's web, soon lead to undoing of fly.
Virginity like bubble, one prick all gone.
Man who run in front of car get tired.
Man who run behind car get exhausted.
Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
Man with one chopstick go hungry.
Man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails.
Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
Baseball is wrong, man with four balls cannot walk.
Panties not best thing on earth but next to best thing on earth.
War doesn't determine who is right, war determines who is left.
Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.
Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it.
Man who drive like hell bound to get there.
Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement.
Man who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs.
Man who farts in church sits in own pew.
Man who drops watch in toilet bound to have crappy time.
Crowded elevator smells different to midget.
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sandshaker
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yepp-er!!
wow I even sent that one out on an email and no one has got it right
Tell them what they won Bob...
*shouting* Bob??? *shouting a lil louder* BOB!!!
oh well maybe next time .. lol
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sandshaker
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Here's another:::
How do you make a Venetian blind?
How do you make a Venetian blind?
Here's another:::
How do you make a Venetian blind?
Poke 'em in the eyes?
wstein
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mlkco
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[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar one day and sat down to drink a beer.[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]After a few minutes, a big tall cowboy walked in and said,
"Who owns the big white horse outside?"
The Lone Ranger stood up, hitched his gunbelt, and said, "I do. Why?"[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]The cowboy looked at the Lone Ranger and said, "I just thought you would like to know that your horse is just about dead outside!"[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]The Lone Ranger and Tonto rushed outside and, sure enough, Silver was about dead from heat exhaustion. The Lone Ranger got him some water and soon Silver was starting to feel a little better.[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]The Lone Ranger turned to Tonto and said, "Tonto, I want you to run around Silver and see if you can create enough of a breeze to make him start to feel better."[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Tonto said, "Sure Kemosabe", and took off running circles around Silver. Not able to do anything else but wait, the Lone Ranger returned to the bar to finish his drink.[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]A few minutes later, another cowboy struts into the bar and announces,
"Who owns that big white horse outside?"[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]The Lone Ranger stands again and claims, "I do. What is wrong with him this time?"[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]The cowboy says to him, "Nothing much, I just wanted you to know -
you left your Injun running..."[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]After a few minutes, a big tall cowboy walked in and said,
"Who owns the big white horse outside?"
The Lone Ranger stood up, hitched his gunbelt, and said, "I do. Why?"[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]The cowboy looked at the Lone Ranger and said, "I just thought you would like to know that your horse is just about dead outside!"[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]The Lone Ranger and Tonto rushed outside and, sure enough, Silver was about dead from heat exhaustion. The Lone Ranger got him some water and soon Silver was starting to feel a little better.[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]The Lone Ranger turned to Tonto and said, "Tonto, I want you to run around Silver and see if you can create enough of a breeze to make him start to feel better."[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Tonto said, "Sure Kemosabe", and took off running circles around Silver. Not able to do anything else but wait, the Lone Ranger returned to the bar to finish his drink.[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]A few minutes later, another cowboy struts into the bar and announces,
"Who owns that big white horse outside?"[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]The Lone Ranger stands again and claims, "I do. What is wrong with him this time?"[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]The cowboy says to him, "Nothing much, I just wanted you to know -
you left your Injun running..."[/FONT]
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