mike_s
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Q: How many people does it take to circumcise a whale?
A: Four skin divers.
A: Four skin divers.
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Mom Test
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I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter. She picked up something off
the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the item away from
her and I asked her not to do that.
'Why?' my daughter asked.
'Because it's been on the ground, you don't know where it's been, it's
dirty, and probably has germs,' I replied.
At this point, my daughter looked at me with total admiration and asked,
'Momma, how do you know all this stuff, you are so smart.'
I was thinking quickly.
'All moms know this stuff. It's on the Mom Test. You have to know it, or
they don't let you be a Mom.'
We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently
pondering this new information. 'OH...I get it!' she beamed, 'So if you
don't pass the test you have to be the dad.'
''Exactly,' I replied back with a big smile on my face.
I thought this was suppose to be to be funny stuff