[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]A young boy went up to his father and asked him, "Dad, what is the
difference between 'potentially' and 'realistically'?"[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]The father thought for a moment, then answered, "Go ask your mother
if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then ask
your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars,
and then, ask your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million
dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from that."[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad
Pitt for a million dollars?"[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]The mother replied, "Of course, I would! We could really use that
money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great university!"[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]The boy then went to his sister and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad
Pitt for a million dollars?"[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]The girl replied, "Oh, good heavens! I LOVE Brad Pitt and I would
sleep with him in a heartbeat. Are you nuts?"[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]The boy then went to his brother and asked, "Would you sleep with
Brad Pitt for a million dollars?"[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]"Of course," the brother replied. "Do you know how much a million
bucks would buy?"[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]The boy pondered the answers for a few days and then went back to his dad.[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]His father asked him, "Did you find out the difference between
'potentially' and 'realistically'?"[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]The boy replied, "Yes, 'Potentially', you and I are sitting on three
million dollars, but 'realistically', we're living with two hookers
and a future congressman."[/FONT]