sandshaker
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OMG!!!!!!!!!!! That was too FUNNY!!!!!!!!!
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HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR OWN AGE AND THINKING,
"SURELY I CAN'T LOOK THAT OLD."
I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR MY FIRST
APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW DENTIST. I NOTICED HER DDS DIPLOMA, WHICH BORE HER
FULL NAME. SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED A TALL, PRETTY, DARK-HAIRED GIRL WITH
THE SAME NAME HAD BEEN IN MY HIGH SCHOOL CLASS SOME 30-ODD YEARS AGO. COULD
HE BE THE SAME GIRL THAT I HAD A SECRET CRUSH ON, WAY BACK THEN? UPON SEEING
HER, HOW EVER, I QUICKLY DISCARDED ANY SUCH THOUGHT.
THIS VERY HEAVY, GRAY-HAIRED WOMAN WITH THE DEEPLY LINED FACE WAS WAY TOO OLD TO
HAVE BEEN MY CLASSMATE. AFTER SHE EXAMINED MY TEETH.
I ASKED HER IF SHE HAD ATTENDED MORGAN PARK HIGH SCHOOL? "YES. YES, I DID.
I'M A MUSTANG," SHE GLEAMED WITH PRIDE.
"WHEN DID YOU GRADUATE?" I ASKED.
SHE ANSWERED, "IN 1971. WHY DO YOU ASK?"
"YOU WERE IN MY CLASS!", I EXCLAIMED.
SHE LOOKED AT ME CLOSELY. THEN, THAT UGLY, OLD, WRINKLED, FAT, GRAY,
DECREPIT B---- ASKED, "WHAT DID YOU TEACH?"