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Sorry it's so long, but here goes:
Two nuns were walking down the sidewalk in town, Sister Logic and Sister Mathematics. As they were strolling along, they noticed a man following them.
Sister Logic said to Sister Math, "That man looks like he wants to have sex with us." Sister Math replied, "And at his current pace compared to ours, he'll catch up with us in a 45 seconds." Sister Logic answered, "Well, the only logical thing to do is to split up and run away. He can only follow one of us." Sister Math agreed and the two nuns began running in seperate directions.
After a while, Sister Math returns to the church courtyard, expecting to see Sister Logic waiting for her, but the other nun has yet to return. Shortly thereafter, Sister Logic comes running around the corner, out of breath, and finally reaches the saftey of the church grounds.
Sister Math asks, "What happened? Why'd it take you so long?" Sister Logic replied, "After we split, the man began following me. I realized that I couldn't out run him, so I did the only logical thing."
"What was that?" asked Sister Math.
"I stopped, turned around, and lifted my habit and watched as he dropped his pants."
Shocked, Sister Math asked, "Why?"
"Because logically, I can run faster with my habit up than he can run with his pants down."
Two nuns were walking down the sidewalk in town, Sister Logic and Sister Mathematics. As they were strolling along, they noticed a man following them.
Sister Logic said to Sister Math, "That man looks like he wants to have sex with us." Sister Math replied, "And at his current pace compared to ours, he'll catch up with us in a 45 seconds." Sister Logic answered, "Well, the only logical thing to do is to split up and run away. He can only follow one of us." Sister Math agreed and the two nuns began running in seperate directions.
After a while, Sister Math returns to the church courtyard, expecting to see Sister Logic waiting for her, but the other nun has yet to return. Shortly thereafter, Sister Logic comes running around the corner, out of breath, and finally reaches the saftey of the church grounds.
Sister Math asks, "What happened? Why'd it take you so long?" Sister Logic replied, "After we split, the man began following me. I realized that I couldn't out run him, so I did the only logical thing."
"What was that?" asked Sister Math.
"I stopped, turned around, and lifted my habit and watched as he dropped his pants."
Shocked, Sister Math asked, "Why?"
"Because logically, I can run faster with my habit up than he can run with his pants down."