santafejoe
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>>>
>>>Harry the Eagle
>>>
>>>Did you know that Eagles mate for life?
>>> Well one day Harry the Eagle waited at the nest for
>>>Mary, his darlin' of 10 glorious years.
>>>
>>>Finally, he went looking and found her.... She had
>>>been shot.... Dead!!!
>>>
>>>Harry was devastated.
>>>
>>>After about six minutes of mourning, he decided that
>>>he must get himself another mate....
>>>
>>>But he just might like to cross the feather barrier.
>>>
>>>
>>>So he flew off to find a new mate.
>>>
>>>He found a lovely DOVE and brought her back to the
>>>nest.
>>>
>>>The sex was OK, but all the DOVE would say is, "I am
>>>a DOVE. I want to love! I am a DOVE.... I want to
>>>love!!"
>>>
>>>Well, this got on Harry's nerves.... so he kicked
>>>the Dove out of the nest and flew off once more to
>>>find a mate.
>>>
>>>He found a very sexy LOON and brought her back to
>>>the nest....
>>>
>>>Again the sex was great, but all the LOON would say
>>>is, "I am a LOON, I want to spoon! I am a LOON, I
>>>want to spoon!"
>>> Egad, out with the LOON.
>>>
>>>Once more Harry flew off to find a mate.
>>>
>>>This time he found a gorgeous DUCK, so he brought
>>>the DUCK back to the nest. Again the sex was great,
>>>but all the DUCK would say was....
>>> &n! bsp;&nbs p; . ..
>>> .
>>>
>>> Well.... you know....
>>> . .
>>> .
>>>
>>>No....... the DUCK didn't say THAT!!!!!
>>> That's an awful thing to think!!
>>> . .
>>> . ..
>>> . &nb! sp; ; .
>>>. . ..
>>> . . .
>>> The Duck said....
>>> "I am a DRAKE.... you made a MISTAKE!"
>>> (POOR HARRY!!!)
>>>Harry the Eagle
>>>
>>>Did you know that Eagles mate for life?
>>> Well one day Harry the Eagle waited at the nest for
>>>Mary, his darlin' of 10 glorious years.
>>>
>>>Finally, he went looking and found her.... She had
>>>been shot.... Dead!!!
>>>
>>>Harry was devastated.
>>>
>>>After about six minutes of mourning, he decided that
>>>he must get himself another mate....
>>>
>>>But he just might like to cross the feather barrier.
>>>
>>>
>>>So he flew off to find a new mate.
>>>
>>>He found a lovely DOVE and brought her back to the
>>>nest.
>>>
>>>The sex was OK, but all the DOVE would say is, "I am
>>>a DOVE. I want to love! I am a DOVE.... I want to
>>>love!!"
>>>
>>>Well, this got on Harry's nerves.... so he kicked
>>>the Dove out of the nest and flew off once more to
>>>find a mate.
>>>
>>>He found a very sexy LOON and brought her back to
>>>the nest....
>>>
>>>Again the sex was great, but all the LOON would say
>>>is, "I am a LOON, I want to spoon! I am a LOON, I
>>>want to spoon!"
>>> Egad, out with the LOON.
>>>
>>>Once more Harry flew off to find a mate.
>>>
>>>This time he found a gorgeous DUCK, so he brought
>>>the DUCK back to the nest. Again the sex was great,
>>>but all the DUCK would say was....
>>> &n! bsp;&nbs p; . ..
>>> .
>>>
>>> Well.... you know....
>>> . .
>>> .
>>>
>>>No....... the DUCK didn't say THAT!!!!!
>>> That's an awful thing to think!!
>>> . .
>>> . ..
>>> . &nb! sp; ; .
>>>. . ..
>>> . . .
>>> The Duck said....
>>> "I am a DRAKE.... you made a MISTAKE!"
>>> (POOR HARRY!!!)