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[dmoore19]

I remember when streaking was popular. I had a friend that streaked a party. After that everybody called him stubby.

Tiny Tim would be a horrible porn name...

Just sayn'

 

[gcarter]

I remember when streaking was popular. I had a friend that streaked a party. After that everybody called him stubby.

Shrinkage. Betcha it was cold

 

[dmoore19]

Unfortunately for him, no it was in the summer.

Shrinkage. Betcha it was cold

 

[gcarter]

As a twist on streaking, a guy home who shall remain unnamed would wrap himself completely in tinfoil and streak across the highway at night. Caused more than a few wild stories LOL.

 

[sibermike7]

The fact that Jelly fish survive for years despite having no brains is great news for stupid people, e.g., the government!

Sorry couldn't resist!

 

[dmoore19]

I have heard of such things. My friends sure did some crazy stuff when I was younger.

As a twist on streaking, a guy home who shall remain unnamed would wrap himself completely in tinfoil and streak across the highway at night. Caused more than a few wild stories LOL.

 

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[pidgiepoo]

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> DEAR DIARY - DAY 2
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> Entire day at sea, beautiful. Saw whales and dolphins. Met the Captain today -- seems like a very nice man.
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> DEAR DIARY - DAY 3
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> At the pool today. Did some shuffleboard, hit golf balls off the deck. Captain invited me to join him at his table for dinner.
> Felt honored and had a wonderful time. He is very attractive and attentive.
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> DEAR DIARY - DAY 4
> Won $800.00 in the ship's casino. Captain asked me to have dinner with him in his own cabin. Had a scrumptious meal complete with caviar and champagne. He asked me to stay the night, but I declined. Told him I could not be unfaithful to my husband.
>
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> DEAR DIARY - DAY 5
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> Pool again today. Got sunburned, and I went inside to drink at piano-bar, stayed there for rest of day. Captain saw me, bought me several large drinks.
> Really is quite charming. Again asked me to visit his cabin for the night. Again I declined. He told me, if I did not let him have his way with me, he would sink the ship... I was shocked.
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> DEAR DIARY - DAY 6
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> Today I saved 2,600 lives!
> Twice.

 

[pidgiepoo]

When you are over sixty who gives a ****.

This ******* looked at my beer belly last night and sarcastically said, "Is that Corona or Bud?" I said, "There's a tap underneath; taste it and find out." When you are over sixty who gives a ****? *********** I was talking to a girl in the bar last night. She said, "If you lost a few pounds, had a shave and got your hair cut, you'd look all right." I said, "If I did that, I'd be talking to your friends over there instead of you." When you are over sixty who gives a ****? *********** I was telling a girl in the pub about my ability to guess what day a woman was born just by feeling her boobs. "Really" she said, "Go on then...try." After about thirty seconds of fondling she began to lose patience and said. "Come on, what day was I born"? I said, "Yesterday." When you are over sixty who gives a ****? *********** I got caught taking a pee in the local swimming pool today. The lifeguard shouted at me so loud, I nearly fell in. When you are over sixty who gives a ****? *********** I went to the pub last night and saw a fat chick dancing on a table. I said, "Nice legs." The girl giggled and said with a smile, "Do you really think so." I said "Definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now. " When you are over sixty who gives a ****?

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[Jax]