HappyFunBoater
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BKP:Hogarthian harness for a pregnant woman with a slight limp on her left side, and a brother-in-law obsessed with twinkies and old Sea Hunt movies, who recently moved in with her and her now estranged husband, who decided to run away with the local Dive Op's daughter to start a Nancy's Nut Shop next to the Starbucks in the Kroger where the pregnant woman shops...
This is the stupidest theory so far. That Kroger closed last year!
This obviously has something to do with a pipewrench in the conservatory.