It looks like the widely demonized Suunto is NOT the most conservative computer in the group in your chart.
Maybe this is a rhetorical question, but why don't all computers just have a wide-range adjustment to make it as liberal or conservative as the diver wishes? Is it because you'd have divers reasoning, "Well, none of us got bent today, so let's crank it up more liberal tomorrow." And then tomorrow they say, "Well, none of us got bent today, so let's crank it up a little bit more tomorrow." And so forth, until one day someone in the group gets bent. So the reason why no computer has a wide-range liberal-conservative adjustment would be legal liability?
Another thing I've been curious about is, if it's assumed that there are few incidents of undeserved DCS in rec divers using computers having the most common algorithms (say, taking the OP's observations of his dive buddies doing just fine as a representative sample), then why would a manufacturer develop an even more conservative computer? Why would Suunto introduce their relatively conservative implementation of RGBM unless Suunto perceived some problem in the dive community--that is, too many people taking undeserved DCS hits using the then-available computers? Nobody introduces a product unless there is some perceived need that isn't being addressed by existing products. If the holy grail of dive computers is one that balances maximal bottom time with maximal safety, why would a manufacturer sacrifice bottom time unless there were a real need to improve safety? I suppose it's possible that Suunto's (or others, so as not to pick on Suunto) marketing strategy might be to hoodwink the consuming public into believing that Mr. Joe Statistical Average Diver had been taking one too many undeserved DCS hits when in fact that wasn't true. But how long could they expect to play that game before divers got wise (as the OP believes he has)? Thoughts?