Parking Ticket

[o2 clean]

I went to the store yesterday, and I was in there for only about 5 minutes. When I came out there was a motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket. So I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a girl a break?"
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a pencil-necked Nazi. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for my having worn tires! So I called him a piece of horse crap.
He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket! This went on for about 20 minutes... the more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. I didn't care. My car was parked around the corner. I'm trying to have a little fun each day. It's important!

 

[jepuskar]

I'm surprised that a woman of your age would do such a thing.

 

[nicodaemos]

LOL SB. Just think of the poor chap who's saddled with all those tickets. Hey, that wouldn't happen to be your ex-boyfriend's car .... would it?

 

[Groundhog246]

Note to myself. Do not upset Scuba Bee.

 

[Cave Diver]

Note to self: It's okay to upset Scuaba Bee, just dont ever let her know what I drive...

 

[ckharlan66]

evil women

Don't kill me.

Dumplin'

 

[loridmc.com]

something about that looks ..... familiar ut:

 

[o2 clean]

Sorry about those tickets Lori, I'll help pay for part of them if you need me to! :alright:

 

[divrnr]

That is great!!! I gotta do it!!