Ok...so I am behind the power curve

[RICHinNC]

so just shoot me now.....

I just now rented and watched OPEN WATER.

First there is a shark....then a jelly fish attack..then someone has to pee....god put me out of my misery and the movie has just started....

then they get seperated....and it hasnt been long in the day at all....

then there is a leg cramp....ok i can deal with that....halfway reasonalble....

then another shark...this time i think a bite....ouch....just a nibble...

there is no doubt this dude could have never been AIRBORNE..what an f'ing whimp..

then there is the psychological breakdown....(what theyve been in the water less than 6 hours..) where they blame each other.....oh god..put me out of my misery...

tons of boats around but never do they take a fin off to try and signal...never do they have a mirror or cd.......NEVER DO THEY HAVE A DIVE ALERT.....

Then...of all things...there are vultures flying above....oh plssssssssssssssss shoot me...

Of course at this point stud city decides to pull his dive knife out....Im dieing here...someone help me...

of course the little dude drops it in the first altercation....god i want him on my team during a secret incursion....NOT>>>>>>>

next scene the dude is toast....the chick is hanging on to him...why..????? dont continue such a worthless gene pool woman....

and finally....the dang boat worker figures out they left someone behind...DUH....no...f'ing DUH.....shoot me...pls just shoot me....even a stomach wound would be better....

So they start a search.....a catalina...and several boats....zippy doo da....nothing.

finally...the chick has lost the hubby....and then....just sinks into oblivion....GOOD>...GET RID OF WEAK GENES.....

man what a waste of money....

so sorry.....went to dentist today...the idea of renting some movies and watching them with a little scotch not a good idea....

oh by the way...find their kids and shoot them too....stupidity is hereditary...

i gotta take a break...
rich

 

[simbrooks]

Go diving, avoid getting left behind, buy some safety equipment as seems to be the driving force behind this movie, dont ever rent or buy this movie - surely the previous reviews would have caused you to be cautious about how bad it was going to be???

 

[SueMermaid]

But you didn't say if you liked it, Rich. :11ztongue

 

[Desa]

Love your critique! Now tell us how you REALLY feel about the movie.

 

[miketsp]

Just had a silly thought, why not edit it down to about 30 mins and make it obligatory watching on every OW course?

 

[jonnythan]

Just had a silly thought, why not edit it down to about 30 mins and make it obligatory watching on every OW course?

Presumably because the goal of an OW class is to have people come back for the next class.

 

[miketsp]

Presumably because the goal of an OW class is to have people come back for the next class.

LOL. Too right.

 

[dlndavid]

so just shoot me now.....
rich

:bigun2:
But thanks for the review.

 

[RICHinNC]

SUE...DESA.......It totally explains why space is a vacumn....IT SUCKSSSSSSS...

and that is an opinion while the toothie still hurts...and the scotch hasnt kicked in yet



rich

 

[ShakaZulu]

I think he is going to watch it again........enjoy.