Not everyone thinks cave diving is the pinnacle of SCUBA!

[JamesK]

I carry an SPP-1 underwater pistol with me during any cavern dives. I have to look after my own safety and keep my second amendment rights intact, The constitution does not get torn up just because Im 100 feet underwater.

I also think we should have armed Scuba police at the entrance to the busier caves, checking suitability of entering divers.

Great, now I have to invent a ballistic shield for my RADAR kit.

 

[Superlyte27]

no worries.

Offer the basic model for pig sticker, and delux model for guns. it's a non-issue.

 

[JamesK]

no worries.

Offer the basic model for pig sticker, and delux model for guns. it's a non-issue.

Good call! I think I shall hire you for "VP of Product Development".

 

[Superlyte27]

Good call! I think I shall hire you for "VP of Product Development".

I'm probably a better salesman than product development. But you're the boss, put me where you see fit.

 

[danvolker]

Great, now I have to invent a ballistic shield for my RADAR kit.

Not to worry, just use the new Kevlar version of the DUI TLS 350 ( we may have to cut Dick Long in for a piece)....

 

[MXGratefulDiver]

( we may have to cut Dick Long in for a piece)....

... there's a phrase that's just begging to be taken out of context ... :shocked2:

... Bob (Grateful Diver)

 

[JamesK]

Sales it is! VP of Sales!

Dan is VP of Marketing and Promotions.

And apparently I have to strike a deal with DUI.

 

[DaleC]

As usual, you guys are seeking an equipment solution to a skills problem.
Go back and watch some episodes of Sea Hunt. Mike has been disarming knife wielding maniacs for a long time now.

Keep your stinkin filthy cave divin hands offa me!!!

 

[DaleC]

Worst case scenario: Encountering a Zombie Cave Diver... Gonna need a bigger knife.

 

[RJP]

no worries.

Offer the basic model for pig sticker, and delux model for guns. it's a non-issue.

I'm going to make a version with a blue H on it... and sell it for twice as much as yours!