Spoon
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shugar:
was ok bro, wel have another party soon, hopefully! btw thanks for the glove!
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was ok bro, wel have another party soon, hopefully! btw thanks for the glove!
clgsamson
Koya Kap
Didi we upset you Kim? I hope you don't keep tabs. Anyway, our invite to you to come over is without expiration.
clgsamson
Koya Kap
Eh sino ba yung nakalagay na author nung kanto boys?shugar:
clgsamson
Koya Kap
hahaha serves you right, but I think her hand is still hurting..imagine slapping the Thing hard...she's one fine lady, Iris Ice.chip104:I can't help but laugh at the whole ordeal. Unbelievable.
btw, I thought to myself 'let's see how bad this phrase is...' so I said it to a girl and she righteously slapped me.
Did I say 'a girl'? I meant to say Iris_Ice.
Hey Iris tnx for the framed pic. hehe the mis-chiefs of ppd..
chip104:...Did I say 'a girl'? I meant to say Iris_Ice.
have them translate this: gagu!!! 'cause of that, i won't return your tumbler. it's MINE!!! :whack:
don't practice that word on me. i told you: practice it on your adviser
let's see where that takes you :yl2jump: @caloy: you're very much welcome :colgate: don't thank chip. it was my idea :ssst:
@spoon, jai and the others who didn't make it: sayang, you all missed the party last night. lotsa prizes!!! guess what i won?
scubagun
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Axua:
Here's the same joke i got from glocktalk, but this one has a filipino to english word-for-word translation using an online translation tool, i think they used Omnilang.com. Read on...
Ganito magbigay ng masamang balita
Ganito cause of evil tidings
KUMIRIRING ang telepono nang madaling araw....
KUMIRIRING the phone nang quick daytime....
"Hello, Master Carlos? Si Arnaldo po ito, 'yung katiwala niyo sa bahay-bakasyunan niyo."
"Hello, Master Carlos? Si Arnaldo po it, 'yung overseer coconut toward tenement-bakasyunan coconut"
"O, Mr. Arnaldo, ikaw pala. Ano't napatawag ka? May problema ba?
"oh, Mr. Arnaldo, you spade. Ano't napatawag you? Have problem ba?
"Um, napatawag lang po ako para abisuhan kayo na namatay ang alaga niyong parrot."
"Um, napatawag ant po me seem abisuhan fabric na late the nurse coconut parrot."
"'Yung parrot kong si Pikoy, patay? 'Yung nanalo sa bird show?
"'Yung parrot kong si Pikoy, extinct? 'Yung aggressor toward bird show?
"Opo, Master Carlos, 'yun na nga po."
"Opo, Master Carlos, 'yun na nga po."
"Putris ... sayang! Ang laki pa naman ng nagastos ko sa ibong 'yon. Hay, buhay! Teka, ano nga ba ang ikinamatay niya?"
"Putris ... fritter The extent yet naman of nagastos ko toward bird 'yon. Hay, life!
Teka, what nga ba the ikinamatay her?"
"E, kumain po kasi ng bulok na karne...."
"E, eat po greed of decayed na meat...."
"Bulok na karne? At sino namang salbaheng tao ang nagpakain sa kanya ng bulok na karne?"
"decayed na meat? And who namang scamp the nagpakain toward its of decayed na meat?"
"W-Wala po. Nanginain po siya ng karne ng isang patay na kabayo."
"W- Devoid po. Nanginain po he of meat of isang extinct na steed"
"Patay na kabayo? Anong patay na kabayo, Mr Arnaldo?"
"extinct na steed? Anong extinct na steed, Mr Arnaldo?"
"E, 'yun pung mga thoroughbred horses niyo, Sir. Namatay po kasi lahat sila sa pagod, kahihila ng kariton ng tubig."
"E, 'yun pudgy mga thoroughbred horses coconut, Sir. Late po greed all they toward tired, ignominy of cart of fluid"
"Nasisiraan ka na ba ng bait? Anong kariton ng tubbbiiiiggggg?"
"Nasisiraan you na ba of rung? Anong cart of tubbbiiiiggggg?"
"'Yun pong pinampatay namin ng sunog."
"'Yun pong pinampatay yam of sunog."
"Diyos ko po! Anong sunog naman 'yang pinagsasasabi mo?"
"god ko po! Anong sunog naman 'yang pinagsasasabi your?"
"'Yun pong halos tumupok sa bahay niyo.... Tumumba po 'yung isang nakasinding kandila, tapos nagliyab 'yung kurtina at mabilis na kumalat ang apoy...."
"'Yun pong approximately fulfil fulfill toward tenement coconut.... Profit po 'yung isang nakasinding candle, already nagliyab 'yung curtain and spry na dissipate the apoy...."
"Ano? Puuut.... E, may kuryente naman diyan sa bahay-bakasyunan, a. Para saan 'yung kandila?"
what Puuut.... E, have electricity naman there toward tenement-bakasyunan, a. Seem where 'yung candle?"
"Para sa burol po."
"seem toward ridge po."
"Ano? Kaninong burol?
"what Kaninong ridge?
"Sa nanay n'yo po, Sir. Bigla kasi siya dumating dito nu'ng isang gabi, walang kaabi-abiso. Lampas hatinggabi na. Akala ko po magnanakaw. Binaril ko."
"toward mamma n'yo po, Sir. Instantly greed he arrive herein nu'ng isang night, devoid kaabi- summons. Surpass hatinggabi na. Akala ko po thief. Hermaphrodite ko."
clgsamson
Koya Kap
have you seen it? hehehe educational ba? as Jag said..a refresher course (101).iris_ice:have them translate this: gagu!!! 'cause of that, i won't return your tumbler. it's MINE!!! :whack:
don't practice that word on me. i told you: practice it on your adviser
@caloy: you're very much welcome :colgate: don't thank chip. it was my idea :ssst:
@spoon, jai and the others who didn't make it: sayang, you all missed the party last night. lotsa prizes!!! guess what i won?
Damn, I forgot to thank chip for the gift as well. Tnx chippy! (hehe sori Iris, pasaway eh.)
jonix
Contributor
ahhhhh...chip/iris...i can't seem to find the gift you gave me guys...even then i think it was switched with vannie hehehehe
jag: help...nagrambulan ata mga gifts namin
those on pao/caloy's table: nakita nyo ba red gift ko from iris/chip?
jag: help...nagrambulan ata mga gifts namin
those on pao/caloy's table: nakita nyo ba red gift ko from iris/chip?
shugar
Contributor
HA?!? ummmm... ano gagawin ko???jonix:
wait... ummm... si moonie ata may list ng winners... ngek... sana...
Jag
@chip: what word/phrase was that?
@chip/iris: thanks din so much sa picture w/ frame! it was sooooo sweet... guilty tuloy ako wala akong gift sa inyo
@iris: pe'ram vcd after... makapagaral din hehehehehe
talagang non diving stuff yan ah . .
anyway, im gonna ask something non-diving related . . (ching!)
where do I buy the SEA Tropical Fish Guide Book . . . or whatever fish specie related books . . . I can't find those books anymore in Powerbooks. (Although I havent checked national or good will) Tell me which branch na rin as well. Wanna give it as a gift.
anyway, im gonna ask something non-diving related . . (ching!)
where do I buy the SEA Tropical Fish Guide Book . . . or whatever fish specie related books . . . I can't find those books anymore in Powerbooks. (Although I havent checked national or good will) Tell me which branch na rin as well. Wanna give it as a gift.
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