NON-DIVING STUFF - Wala lang ...

[prems]

will be joining the party so making myself known that i have registered. so i am in for the raffle as well.

 

[Xizang]

Jokes time muna...

KUMIRIRING ang telepono nang madaling araw....

"Hello, Master Carlos? Si Arnaldo po ito, 'yung katiwala niyo sa
bahay-bakasyunan niyo."

"O, Arnaldo, ikaw pala. Ano't napatawag ka? May problema ba?"

"Um, napatawag lang po ako para abisuhan kayo na namatay ang alaga niyong
parrot."

"'Yung parrot kong si Pikoy, patay? 'Yung nanalo sa bird show?"

"Opo, Master Carlos, 'yun na nga po."

"Putris ... sayang! Ang laki pa naman ng nagastos ko sa ibong 'yon. Hay,
buhay! Teka, ano nga ba ang ikinamatay niya?"

"E, kumain po kasi ng bulok na karne...."

"Bulok na karne? At sino namang salbaheng tao ang nagpakain sa kanya ng
bulok na karne?"

"W-Wala po. Nanginain po siya ng karne ng isang patay na kabayo."

"Patay na kabayo? Anong patay na kabayo, Arnaldo?"

"E, 'yun pung mga thoroughbred horses niyo, Sir. Namatay po kasi lahat sila
sa pagod, kahihila ng kariton ng tubig."

"Nasisiraan ka na ba ng bait? Anong kariton ng tubbbiiiiggggg?"

"'Yun pong pinampatay namin ng sunog."

"Diyos ko po! Anong sunog naman 'yang pinagsasasabi mo?"

"'Yun pong halos tumupok sa bahay niyo.... Tumumba po 'yung isang
nakasinding kandila, tapos nagliyab 'yung kurtina at mabilis na kumalat ang
apoy...."

"Ano? Puuut.... E, may kuryente naman diyan sa bahay-bakasyunan, a. Para
saan 'yung kandila?"

"Para sa burol po."

"Ano? Kaninong burol?"

"Sa nanay n'yo po, Sir. Bigla kasi siya dumating dito nu'ng isang gabi,
walang kaabi-abiso. Lampas hatinggabi na. Akala ko po magnanakaw. Binaril
ko."

 

[shugar]

pssst... diba may meeting ka ngayon???

Jag

 

[jonix]

Jokes time muna...

KUMIRIRING ang telepono nang madaling araw....

"Hello, Master Carlos? Si Arnaldo po ito, 'yung katiwala niyo sa
bahay-bakasyunan niyo."

"O, Arnaldo, ikaw pala. Ano't napatawag ka? May problema ba?"

"Um, napatawag lang po ako para abisuhan kayo na namatay ang alaga niyong
parrot."

"'Yung parrot kong si Pikoy, patay? 'Yung nanalo sa bird show?"

"Opo, Master Carlos, 'yun na nga po."

"Putris ... sayang! Ang laki pa naman ng nagastos ko sa ibong 'yon. Hay,
buhay! Teka, ano nga ba ang ikinamatay niya?"

"E, kumain po kasi ng bulok na karne...."

"Bulok na karne? At sino namang salbaheng tao ang nagpakain sa kanya ng
bulok na karne?"

"W-Wala po. Nanginain po siya ng karne ng isang patay na kabayo."

"Patay na kabayo? Anong patay na kabayo, Arnaldo?"

"E, 'yun pung mga thoroughbred horses niyo, Sir. Namatay po kasi lahat sila
sa pagod, kahihila ng kariton ng tubig."

"Nasisiraan ka na ba ng bait? Anong kariton ng tubbbiiiiggggg?"

"'Yun pong pinampatay namin ng sunog."

"Diyos ko po! Anong sunog naman 'yang pinagsasasabi mo?"

"'Yun pong halos tumupok sa bahay niyo.... Tumumba po 'yung isang
nakasinding kandila, tapos nagliyab 'yung kurtina at mabilis na kumalat ang
apoy...."

"Ano? Puuut.... E, may kuryente naman diyan sa bahay-bakasyunan, a. Para
saan 'yung kandila?"

"Para sa burol po."

"Ano? Kaninong burol?"

"Sa nanay n'yo po, Sir. Bigla kasi siya dumating dito nu'ng isang gabi,
walang kaabi-abiso. Lampas hatinggabi na. Akala ko po magnanakaw. Binaril
ko."

bwahahahahaha!

kita kits mamaya!

 

[clgsamson]

yung "holier than thou" thread is a record. In less than 24 hours, it was viewed 783 times and closed! I don't mind...maybe it was the best thing for all.

 

[Spoon]

yung "holier than thou" thread is a record. In less than 24 hours, it was viewed 783 times and closed! I don't mind...maybe it was the best thing for all.

was a good thread , i dont even know why my post was erased pero what like you said, probably best done for the common interest of all

 

[shugar]

was a good thread , i dont even know why my post was erased pero what like you said, probably best done for the common interest of all

thing is pa i was really working hard on a teletubbies jpeg in photoshop then it was locked... sayang....

hahahahahahahaha

bro, missed you last night, hope everything's ok with your emergency... your glove is w/ chip...

Jag

 

[Kim]

was a good thread , i dont even know why my post was erased pero what like you said, probably best done for the common interest of all

Your post was erased because it quoted another one that was extremely offensive. I removed the original offensive post and all those that referenced it.

 

[Spoon]

Your post was erased because it quoted another one that was extremely offensive. I removed the original offensive post and all those that referenced it.

good job kim, seems like nothing slips by you cheers brother!

 

[chip104]

was a good thread , i dont even know why my post was erased pero what like you said, probably best done for the common interest of all

I can't help but laugh at the whole ordeal. Unbelievable.

btw, I thought to myself 'let's see how bad this phrase is...' so I said it to a girl and she righteously slapped me.



Did I say 'a girl'? I meant to say Iris_Ice.