Need some good scuba jokes

[Shipwreckscanada]

Just for grins, which ones are you going to use?

Sorry for the delay in my reply. I used the jokes in one form or another from the following contributors. If I had time I would have used so much more.


Thanks again.


#4 Tony Chaney

#28 htatton

#32 Tony Chaney

#34 DiverDan85

 

[icechip]

What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

A nervous wreck

 

[icechip]

Crap.. NetDoc beat me with the nervous wreck joke. Next time I'll read ALL the jokes first!

 

[Kimberly Stevens]

mark.....

 

[Joe Bailey]

heard that one as a drummer joke...

Is it bad that I'm an instructor and a Drummer?

 

[northernone]

Have at it. ..

"I quit my PADI Underwater Communication Distinctive Specialty course when my instructor switched to trimix. I refused to be spoken to in that tone."

Ripped off from Stewart Francis
"A friend of mine quit his job at the helium factory recently. He refused to be spoken to in that tone."

I'm here till Tuesday.
Cameron

 

[DeputyDan]

How do you know that you might be a redneck?
If a cow steps on you while you are diving at your favorite site.

(Saw this on another thread a few years ago)

 

[Compressor]

Great jokes here. Please continue.

 

[The Chairman]

Did you hear they crossed a snow man with a shark? All they got was frost bite!

 

[Dish]

A PADI Instructor, a NAUI Instructor and an SSI Instructor walk into a bar.

The bartender looks up and says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"