Need some good scuba jokes

[htatton]

A friend of mine has been offering me free ScubaDiving lessons for years now and has told me we can start next week.

I'm not going to hold my breath.

 

[TONY CHANEY]

I was diving a wall at 10 feet and a guy without scuba gear comes up to me. So I head deeper to 20 feet and here this guy comes again. So not to be outdone by a free diver I head to 60 feet. I did not see him again until I was back on the beach and a group was around him. I went and asked him what kinda diving was he doing. He said drowning,

 

[--tom--]

How do get an octopus to laugh? Ten tickles.

Two fish are in a tank, one drives, the other shoots the gun. (this is best for military divers)

 

[DiverDan85]

Went scuba diving the other day, I went deeper and deeper.
Until I saw a most magnificent sight. A beautiful mermaid, probably the most gorgeous creature I’d ever laid eyes on.
I thought of asking her on a date but I took one look at my pressure gauge and realized.

She was way out of my league ...

 

[pickens_46929]

Q: Why don't sharks eat clowns?

A: Because they taste funny!

 

[mmcdanie]

Q: Who do Tech Divers listen to on their surface intervals?

A: Beyoncé

Thank you...
I'm here all week!

 

[mmcdanie]

Q: Who do Tech Divers listen to on their surface intervals?

A: Beyoncé

Thank you...
I'm here all week!

 

[The Chairman]

I'm kinda neutral to that last joke.

 

[Shipwreckscanada]

Thank you for the jokes. I have much material for my event.

 

[TONY CHANEY]

Just for grins, which ones are you going to use?