Naked Surprise

[crd_kats]

Ladies,

I had been on several dates with a very nice (or so I thought) guy. Very handsome, great sense of humor, fab body... only he pulled the sleaziest move ever!!! Lord! In his colombian accent, I get: "Come on baby, don't you like what you see??!!" with hip motion, no less... I laughed. I couldn't help it. Only he was serious. Yup, needless to say he and his clothes were very quickly out the door! What scum.

Have you ever experienced the "Naked Surprise"??? If so, what was your original thought? What was your immediate reaction? Did you or didn't you?

AND to any lurking gentlemen, are you a practitioner of the "Naked Surprise", did it work or did you find yourself out on the stoop?

Really, would you admit?

 

[jupitermermaid]

That is just TOO hilarious! I have dated a lot of men, but never had that pulled on me. I had one that thought he was going to move in with me after our first date, but at least he kept his clothes on while I booted his butt out the door. I think if it ever did happen to me I would laugh so hard Viagra wouldn't help him retain his dignity!

 

[oceanbound]

OMG!! it takes all kinds I guess. My memory is a little fuzzy but I don't recall that one happening to me. I have though had the one that thought he was moving in after the first date. Hey Jupiter, wonder if the two were related...
ok... my immediate thought would be "ok, what did I miss. and I guess he didn't take his meds today". the next would be to show him the door, in all his glory LOL

 

[jupitermermaid]

That is too funny, oceanbound. I wonder if he travels around the country, looking for a place to stay? LOL Was his name Sonny (aka Sterling)?

 

[oceanbound]

I can just picture the guy traveling around the country looking for unsuspecting women to live with for awhile LOL and for the life of me I can't remember his name. That's about how memorable he was

That is too funny, oceanbound. I wonder if he travels around the country, looking for a place to stay? LOL Was his name Sonny (aka Sterling)?

 

[jupitermermaid]

That's okay. He probably changes it anyway in case he returns to the same place twice....LOL

 

[crd_kats]

I had one that thought he was going to move in with me after our first date, but at least he kept his clothes on while I booted his butt out the door.

I have though had the one that thought he was moving in after the first date.

Oh man! Never had one who wanted to move in after the first date. That's harsh!! At least mine was reasonably easy to get rid of. Just threatened to toss his clothes out without him... :mooner:

 

[The Chairman]

Lord! In his colombian accent, I get: "Come on baby, don't you like what you see??!!"

WHOA! This doesn't work? Darn it all to heck. I'll have to go back to the drawing board!

I guess this makes the Road Runner cartoons somewhat believable. Does anyone have the Acme Chick Magnet???

(Psssssssssssssssst: I am also from Columbia)

 

[jupitermermaid]

Pete, being fresh meat....I mean....new to the dating scene.....you're gonna find things a lot different than before.

 

[crd_kats]

Oh NetDoc, PLEASE, please don't try this at home. Let the professionals do it. :cheeky:


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