My sausage needs Viagra

[SeaHorse81]

BTW, can anyone explain to me why this thread made me think of this song?
(Warning: Lyrics may be NSFW in some work environments...)

I don't know, but this is the song it got me thinking about, which is funny and sad at the same time.

 

[gypsyjim]

Deploying the sausage is a skill and as such it only improves with constant practice, and gets rusty without that practice.

Also, while it is a skill that can be performed solo, it adds more er, interest when it becomes a team effort.

 

[MXGratefulDiver]

I've seen too many dive site bottoms littered with old discarded sausages (and ones that were blown too hard and became separated from their owners).

... that's gotta hurt ...

... Bob (Grateful Diver)

 

[Scared Silly]

For best results I have found that after any usage, the sausage should be throughly washed, allowed to air dry, and allowed to hang freely.

 

[Doc]

Oh man, the MOD Forum has to be veritably atwitter. Some of them are pretty easily... excited.

ahem

 

[gypsyjim]

Oh man, the MOD Forum has to be veritably atwitter. Some of them are pretty easily... excited.

ahem

Have you look who started this thread?

As long as posters are aware of where the line is and you can dance R-E-A-L-L-Y to it, without actually crossing that line, there should no reason for Mods or others to get panties in a wad.

Then of course, there are always going to be those who can not wait to be offended and run crying for action against those they chose to be offended by.

 

[mselenaous]

four years later and this is still informative and entertaining.

 

[industrious95]

If it doesn't hold air when you test it, it's time to replace

 

[tkdgodess]

Nothing worse than a buddy who can't get it up.

 

[gypsyjim]

I don't know, if you get it up, only to see it deflate and sink back down when you or your buddy attempts to deploy it, it's pretty near useless.