My back surgery...

[The Chairman]

You do NOT want to tear things "down there."

But I have and it does hurt like hell.

I have a "potty spa" rather than using TP. Whenever I get a tear down there, it stings whenever I use it and will for at least a couple of days. Heading to CVS in an hour, when it's open, for both MiraLAX and Colace. Thanks for the recommendations. I'm glad I asked.

I think I'm going to give the thread a couple of days rest in the hope that this tangent will have successfully passed.

I see what you did there. Fortunately, you didn't see what I just did.

I went completely off of opioids a couple of weeks ago. I pooped over 5 pounds about a day later. It was quite messy, messy.

 

[ofg-1]

Well Pete, just remember the words of George Harrison, "All things must pass".

 

[TheCatFish]

Rooting for ya Chairman. They'll make a Walkingman out of you yet.

 

[OMyMyOHellYes]

I went completely off of opioids a couple of weeks ago. I pooped over 5 pounds about a day later. It was quite messy, messy.

Wonder how that would impact your weighting and trim.

Imagine the chaos a mid-dive warhammer of that magnitude would induce.

 

[The Chairman]

Wonder how that would impact your weighting and trim.

Negatively, I hope! I'm a cork. People are reticent to give me the 14# of weight I need to dive an AL80 without a wetsuit. Once they see me dive, they're OK.