Lobster Limit

[paulthenurse]

I've had my greatest success catching bugs by lying on the bottom and loudly singing any of Richie the Lobsters "Sweatin' to the Oldies" CD tunes. Most folks don't know it, but lobsters are terribly vain and (I hardly dare say it... this is priceless, get ready... shallow... get it? ROTFLMHAO) shallow creatures. Girl lobsters don't like fatties. So they are constantly looking for way's to burn off the fat. (It's a butter thing.) Plus, salt water... sweat... think about it... Use this to your advantage. They LOVE to dance. Put on a little disco and the buggers start gettin' down. "That's the way, uh, huh, uh, huh, I like it, uh huh, uh huh!" Next time you hit 70 feet or so, lie on the sea floor and take a deep breath. Take your reg out and and start singing anything from Motown. (Except Micheal Jackson. No-one likes a pedophile, even a crustasean.) Before you can say 'Gladys Knight and the Pips' you will be surrounded by lobsters in dark green polyester leisure suits doing the hustle. "Do you come here often?"
Bag up baby!!!!!!

 

[ScubaNorth]

I've had my greatest success catching bugs by lying on the bottom and loudly singing any of Richie the Lobsters "Sweatin' to the Oldies" CD tunes. Most folks don't know it, but lobsters are terribly vain and (I hardly dare say it... this is priceless, get ready... shallow... get it? ROTFLMHAO) shallow creatures. Girl lobsters don't like fatties. So they are constantly looking for way's to burn off the fat. (It's a butter thing.) Plus, salt water... sweat... think about it... Use this to your advantage. They LOVE to dance. Put on a little disco and the buggers start gettin' down. "That's the way, uh, huh, uh, huh, I like it, uh huh, uh huh!" Next time you hit 70 feet or so, lie on the sea floor and take a deep breath. Take your reg out and and start singing anything from Motown. (Except Micheal Jackson. No-one likes a pedophile, even a crustasean.) Before you can say 'Gladys Knight and the Pips' you will be surrounded by lobsters in dark green polyester leisure suits doing the hustle. "Do you come here often?"
Bag up baby!!!!!!

Nice try but as we all know these are Homarus americanus (American Lobsters), and the above referrenced method only works for the Jasus edwardsii or "ROCK" Lobster. The R&B may work on American Lobsters but disco come on who do you think you are playing with on this board? Seriously what do you think you are going to get with "Sweating to the oldies"? A couple of house frau eggers?

 

[pdive]

I'm comparing it to multiple people catching something that only

Based on the fact that I'm the only one who seems to have an issue with this, I will stop posting in this thread. Fire away.

Its called poaching. I think you are totally in the right here.

 

[rmannix]

Not to mention that some say lobsters are cannibals and will eat their own(kind of like lawyers).
LobstaMan

No need to insult any cannibals here.