Lobster Laws

[mfalco]

It's the closest they have to real lobsters.

If I only had non-alcoholic beer, I wouldn't drink it because it's the closest to real beer I have.

 

[dbg40]

It's the closest they have to real lobsters.

Not true. As far as the taste and texture in these (cough) "lobsters"......Good results can be had with a mixture of sawdust, sardienes, and clam juice, squished into a lobster jello mold.

 

[pdive]

If I only had non-alcoholic beer, I wouldn't drink it because it's the closest to real beer I have.