Limerick (it is March & nearly St. Patty's day afterall)

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k4man

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Well, this says it's the scuba poetry chat, so here goes!


There once was a man from Atlantis,
whose mates, they did call him Francis.
On a dive trip he went,
and how he got bent,
He didn't know his hose from his peni_


:rofl3:
 
that's not a rhyme :wink:

well, it's a visual rhyme, almost

call the dude Venus
 
H2Andy:
that's not a rhyme :wink:

well, it's a visual rhyme, almost

call the dude Venus


hey, I'm a starving artist...give me a break!

at least you know why I'm a STARVING artist with pseudo-rhymes like this :)
 
Alright....it's still March, H2Andy, and I think I'll drink another ale....here goes

I once had a mate from El Paso.
And, oh, how that man could lasso.
A lady he met
and now, I regret,
that he does nothing but kiss her big ***-o
 
hehehehe...

nice
 
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