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Limerick (it is March & nearly St. Patty's day afterall)

Discussion in 'Scuba Poetry' started by k4man, Mar 3, 2007.

  1. k4man

    k4man Instructor, Scuba

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    Well, this says it's the scuba poetry chat, so here goes!


    There once was a man from Atlantis,
    whose mates, they did call him Francis.
    On a dive trip he went,
    and how he got bent,
    He didn't know his hose from his peni_


    :rofl3:
     
  2. H2Andy

    H2Andy Blue Whale

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    that's not a rhyme :wink:

    well, it's a visual rhyme, almost

    call the dude Venus
     
  3. k4man

    k4man Instructor, Scuba

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    hey, I'm a starving artist...give me a break!

    at least you know why I'm a STARVING artist with pseudo-rhymes like this :)
     
  4. k4man

    k4man Instructor, Scuba

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    Alright....it's still March, H2Andy, and I think I'll drink another ale....here goes

    I once had a mate from El Paso.
    And, oh, how that man could lasso.
    A lady he met
    and now, I regret,
    that he does nothing but kiss her big ***-o
     
  5. H2Andy

    H2Andy Blue Whale

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    hehehehe...

    nice
     
  6. Fish_Whisperer

    Fish_Whisperer Solo Diver

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    A brand new diver named Frank
    Really knew how to hog through a tank
    It's said nothing sucks
    Like an Electolux
    But his air fills are breaking the bank!
     
  7. Fish_Whisperer

    Fish_Whisperer Solo Diver

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    A queasy young fella' named Vern
    Was blowing his lunch at the stern
    He choked up something
    T'was a little brown ring
    He'd thrown up his sphincter, we learned.
     
  8. Fish_Whisperer

    Fish_Whisperer Solo Diver

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    A local diver called Connie The Clown
    Seemed never able to get down
    She's been dubbed, "The Cork"
    She looks like a dork
    But it's certain she'll never drown
     
  9. sandshaker

    sandshaker Great White

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    There once was diver girl
    people always called her earl

    she got mad and said
    my name is Jed

    now say goodbye
    and don't ask why

    love Jed and love earl:confused: :confused: *** don't even ask***:shakehead :D
     
  10. Fish_Whisperer

    Fish_Whisperer Solo Diver

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