Limerick (it is March & nearly St. Patty's day afterall)

[k4man]

Well, this says it's the scuba poetry chat, so here goes!


There once was a man from Atlantis,
whose mates, they did call him Francis.
On a dive trip he went,
and how he got bent,
He didn't know his hose from his peni_

 

[H2Andy]

that's not a rhyme

well, it's a visual rhyme, almost

call the dude Venus

 

[k4man]

that's not a rhyme

well, it's a visual rhyme, almost

call the dude Venus

hey, I'm a starving artist...give me a break!

at least you know why I'm a STARVING artist with pseudo-rhymes like this

 

[k4man]

Alright....it's still March, H2Andy, and I think I'll drink another ale....here goes

I once had a mate from El Paso.
And, oh, how that man could lasso.
A lady he met
and now, I regret,
that he does nothing but kiss her big ***-o

 

[H2Andy]

hehehehe...

nice

 

[Fish_Whisperer]

A brand new diver named Frank
Really knew how to hog through a tank
It's said nothing sucks
Like an Electolux
But his air fills are breaking the bank!

 

[Fish_Whisperer]

A queasy young fella' named Vern
Was blowing his lunch at the stern
He choked up something
T'was a little brown ring
He'd thrown up his sphincter, we learned.

 

[Fish_Whisperer]

A local diver called Connie The Clown
Seemed never able to get down
She's been dubbed, "The Cork"
She looks like a dork
But it's certain she'll never drown

 

[sandshaker]

There once was diver girl
people always called her earl

she got mad and said
my name is Jed

now say goodbye
and don't ask why

love Jed and love earl *** don't even ask***:shakehead

 

[Fish_Whisperer]

Good one, Earl!