cdiver2
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Two strangers seated next to each other on the plane. The guy turned to the cute blond next to him and made his move.
Lets talk, he said, I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passanger.
The blond who had just opend a book closed it slowly., and said, what would you like to discuss ?
Oh I dont know the guy said, How about nuclear power ?
OK said the blond, that could be a intresting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass, the same stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces muffins of dried poop. Why do you suppose that is ?.
Oh brother, said the guy. I have no idea.
So tell me said the blond, how is it that you feel quailified to discuss nuclear power when you dont know sh*t. ?
Lets talk, he said, I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passanger.
The blond who had just opend a book closed it slowly., and said, what would you like to discuss ?
Oh I dont know the guy said, How about nuclear power ?
OK said the blond, that could be a intresting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass, the same stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces muffins of dried poop. Why do you suppose that is ?.
Oh brother, said the guy. I have no idea.
So tell me said the blond, how is it that you feel quailified to discuss nuclear power when you dont know sh*t. ?