I know, MOD stickers in thick glove friendly
braille
but really I think anything you can do by feel is a great idea
The amount of head cranking on a rocking boat by queasy people is ridiculous
when you could be taking in the view, singing. Make sure your gear is sitting right
pull on your fins, work your way into your bc, untwist shoulder straps, cummerbund.
Feel that they're right and do your waist buckle, chest strap, put your occy somewhere
throw your reg over your right shoulder then find your console in the jumble and clip it on
stumble around then Jump
without having to press your chin against your chest
and if you're rotund you can always accidentally pretend you
forgot your fins and have a willing minion put them on for you
and get rid of that zipping each other up business, it's a bit happy don't you think
and this dreck
The conspiracy of the hose lifters when there is a perfectly good shoulder dump
even DAN is in on it
and like the bloke looking for leaks who cant blow up his bc
because he doesn't have a tank
get rid of it all