HUMOR: What your Automobile says about you

[TexasMike]

Since we had a good response to "What is your Scuba-Mobile?", I figured I would share with you this bit of insight as to what your car really says about you. (Unfortunately, I did not write this, but found it somewhere on the net. Original author's name has been lost --TM)

WHAT YOUR AUTOMOBILE SAYS ABOUT YOU:

Acura Integra: I have always wanted to own the Buick of sports cars

Acura Legend: I'm too bland for German cars

Acura NSX: I am impotent

Audi 90: I enjoy putting out engine fires

Buick Park Avenue: I am older than 34 of the 50 states

Cadillac Eldorado: I am a very good Mary Kay salesman

Cadillac Seville: I am a pimp

Chevrolet Camaro: I enjoy beating up people

Chevrolet Chevette: I like seeing people's reactions when I tell hem I have a 'Vette

Chevrolet Corvette: I'm in a mid-life crisis

Chevrolet El Camino: I am leading a militia to overthrow the government

Chrysler Cordoba: I dig the rich Corinthian leather and Ricardo Mantelban's biggest fan

Datsun 280Z: I have a kilo of cocaine in my wheel well

Dodge Dart: I teach 3rd grade special ed & I voted for Eisenhower

Dodge Daytona: I delivered pizza for four years to get this car

Ford Escort: I'm a red-headed nanny

Ford Fairmont: (See Dodge Dart)

Ford Mustang: I slow down to 85 in school zones

Ford Crown Victoria: I enjoy having people slow to 55mph & change lanes when I pull up behind them

Geo Storm: I will start the 11th grade in the Fall.

Geo Tracker: I will start the 12th grade in the Fall.

Honda del Sol: I have always said, half a convertible is better than no convertible at all

Honda Civic: I have just graduated and have no credit

Honda Accord: I lack any originality and am basically a lemming.

Infiniti Q45: I am a physician with 17 malpractice suits pending.

Isuzu Impulse: I do not give a rip about J.D. Power or his reports.

Jaguar XJ6: I am so rich I will pay 60K for a car that is in the shop 280 days per year.

Kia Sephia: I learned nothing from the failure of Diahatsu Corp.

Lincoln Town Car: I live for bingo and covered dish suppers

Mercury Grand Marquis: (See Lincoln Town Car)

Mercedes 500SL: I will beat you up if you ask me for an autograph.

Mercedes 560SEL: I have a daughter named Bitsy and a son named Biff.

Mazda Miata: I do not fear being decapitated by an 18-wheeler

MGB: I am dating a mechanic

Mitsubishi Diamante: I don't know what it means either

Nissan 300ZX: I have yet to complete my divorce proceedings.

Oldsmobile Cutlass: I just stole this car and I'm going to make it into a lowrider

Peugeot 505 Diesel: I am on the EPA's Ten Most Wanted List

Plymouth Neon: I sincerely enjoy doing the Macarena

Pontiac Trans AM: I have a switchblade in my sock

Porsche 944:I am dating big haired women that otherwise would be inaccessible to me

Rolls Royce Silver Shadow: I think Pat Buchannon is a tad bit too liberal

Saturn SC2: (See Honda Civic)

Subaru Legacy: I have always wanted a Japanese car even more

Toyota Camry: I'm a Lexus owner wannabe

Volkswagon Beetle: I still watch Partridge Family reruns

Volkswagon Cabriolet: I am out of the closet

Volkswagon Microbus: Wow man! Look at all the pretty colors!

Volvo 740 Wagon: I am frightened of my wife

 

[Ber Rabbit]

Hubby-to-be owns an El Camino and a Camaro (that actually belongs to the business though). His main vehicle is a Chevy full size pickup (to haul the bodies away after the coup maybe?) HMMM, maybe I better re-think this marriage thing while there is still time!

BTW, I drive a Chevy Beretta, didn't see that one on the list!
Ber

BER etta, get it? Ber's Ber!

 

[icemyst7]

Thank god my car is not on the list. But ex boyfriend drives a Dodge Daytona: I delivered pizza for four years to get this car. He has been delivering pizza for 5 and it's still not paid for.

 

[scubaleg]

Funny stuff, thanks for sharing.

What's the difference between a Porsche and a porcupine?

give up????

On a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside!

My '98 Ford Mustand Cobra: "I still think I'm a teenager...Wanna race?"

 

[lakesdiver]

My jetta must be "I wanted a beetle, but all the dive gear wouldn't fit."

 

[TexasMike]

Originally posted by lakesdiver
My jetta must be "I wanted a beetle, but all the dive gear wouldn't fit."

Now that makes me wonder how many of us upgraded to a larger vehicle AFTER we started diving so we can haul buddies and gear around.

 

[KC_Scubabunny]

Lakesdiver,

Too funny that you said that about the Jetta. I just bought one in November for the very same reason. I actually went with the new V6 Wagon. How lame am I! You can fit dive gear and suitcases for two perfectly!

I also loved,

Honda Civic - I just graduated and I have no credit.

That was me in 1996 when I bought my Civic EX. It was a great little car but you couldn't fit your fins in it much less your gear bag. They mount the CD changer in the top of the truck thus rendering the entire trunk useless.

Thanks for the laugh Mike!

KC_Scubabunny

 

[chepar]

Count me in as one of those that upgraded to a larger car after learning to dive. Actually, that will be me in about 3 months.

I was planning on getting a Volvo sedan - yeah, it was the toting the kid to school/mommy/safety thing - but then I realized that I couldn't fit my plastic tub AND tanks in the trunk, much less anyone else's gear.

So now I am trying to decide between the 4Runner/Highlander/Tahoe. My friends and family think I'm nuts. Big SUVs + little parking spaces + lots of congestion + expensive gas = problems in Hawaii. But what can I say - if you can't take it diving, what good is it?

 

[scuba-sass]

I bought my Acura Integra used, because it was sporty without being a "real" sports car... I still love it, but not as much as I love the car I inherited from my father -

(Drum Roll Please.)

1966 Ford Mustang GT Convertible.

Now, what does that say about me?

Scuba-sass

 

[scubaleg]

Scuba-Sass,
IMHO, it says you have good car genes! Your father had excellent taste in cars, and you now have one of my personal favorites in your garage! Take care of that baby!!!