How To Fail Your Open Water Test.

[Scuba St3ve]

How To Fail Your Open Water Test.
a. Tell your instructor you will race him to the surface.
b. Lie face down and motionless while holding your breath.
c. Loudly proclaim that safety stops are for "wossies".
d. Show up with a set of tables based on your own algorithm "that's WAY
better".
e. Spit in your wetsuit and pee in your mask.
f. Ask your instructor, which fin goes on which foot.
g. Tell your instructor there is no way you can lift a cylinder with 2000
pounds of air in it.
h. When asked for your dive plan, you hand over a bundle of travel
brochures.

 

[shark_tamer]

f. Ask your instructor, which fin goes on which foot.

... as a matter of fact .... I have a left and a right fin !!!!!

 

[TSandM]

At one point, I had my initials on the bottoms of my fins. People wondered why I had two "Left Foot" fins . . .

 

[dive_lover88]

:lol:
i. Say to a freediver that you race him/her to the surface while holding your breath.
j. when the instructor tell you to ascend you fully inflate your bcd and ascend.

 

[Brandnew2Scuba]

Bet the instructor you can go deeper than him...then proceed to show him.

 

[Zingtea]

Dive from the Golden Gate Bridge.

 

[NorthernShrinkage]

Dive from the Golden Gate Bridge.

Back roll or giant stride

 

[ThatsSomeBadHatHarry]

if you have a dive knife, mention that you really like a certain piece of gear that someone else in your class has and later, have yourself a little underwater hostage situation.

 

[ohmdiver]

throw up through a class stock reg. This is a good way to get a "introduction" to equipment care and maintenace. (Yeah another specialty)

 

[Brandnew2Scuba]

Announce "time to surface" attach and inflate a lift bag to your instructors ankle