Bad Karma
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say "I dont need a tank or regs, I'll just breath through my gills"
How To Fail Your Open Water Test.
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flsar69
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Put your wetsuit on backwards and inside out and tell the instructor something is wrong with the zipper.
if you are seasick...puke in the head. It may have nothing to do with diving, but you'll fail just for being clueless. Of course, I can't believe how many dive boats forget to tell people not to puke in the head!
Brandnew2Scuba
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Puke in the camera or mask dunk bucket. "I thought it was a puke bucket"
flsar69
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GO down with the group then sneek off and meet them back on the boat.
Brandnew2Scuba
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Let your instructor know at depth you only remember one hand signal. You know the one, you get more use out of while driving on the freeway.
m3830431
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Start the dive with 1000 psi in a AL 80
Zingtea
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When acsending, do a reverse equalization, namely holding your nose and trying to inhale through it until you feel unpleasant.
wstein
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When your instructor comes up to you underwater and gives you the low on air sign, give them sign for money back
ShallowDiverDave
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As your instructor is demonstrating mask clearing after giving the sign "I'll lead, you follow", drop his weight belt, inflate his BC and send him rocketing to the surface.
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