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lol lol
either you type very fast or you have a reserve to copy quickly heheh
either you type very fast or you have a reserve to copy quickly heheh
Hijacking! How good are you?
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A father and his 10 year old son walk into a drug store and they happen upon a big display of condoms. The son asks his father why there are so many different boxes of condoms.
The father replies, "Well, you see that 3 pack? That's for when you're in high school. You have 2 for Friday and one for Saturday.
"What's the 6 pack for?" The father replies, "well that's for when you are in college. You have 2 for Friday night, 2 for Saturday night and 2 for Sunday morning."
"What's the 12 pack for?" the son asks. "That's for when you're married," the father tells him. "you have 1 for January, 1 for February, 1 for March....."
The father replies, "Well, you see that 3 pack? That's for when you're in high school. You have 2 for Friday and one for Saturday.
"What's the 6 pack for?" The father replies, "well that's for when you are in college. You have 2 for Friday night, 2 for Saturday night and 2 for Sunday morning."
"What's the 12 pack for?" the son asks. "That's for when you're married," the father tells him. "you have 1 for January, 1 for February, 1 for March....."
More Condom Jokes
Government Announcement...
The government announced today that it is changing it's emblem to a condom because it more clearly reflects the government's political stance.
A condom stands up to inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while it's actually screwing you.
Government Announcement...
The government announced today that it is changing it's emblem to a condom because it more clearly reflects the government's political stance.
A condom stands up to inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while it's actually screwing you.
OP
I can't keep up on those... Have some good jokes but can't type fast enough
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Did you hear vasaline can be used for sexual purposes?.....
put it on the door knob to keep the kids out!
put it on the door knob to keep the kids out!
A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand: 'Olympic Condoms.' Impressed, he buys a pack. Upon arriving home he announces to his wife the purchase he just made. 'Olympic condoms?' she blurts. 'What makes them so special? ''They're in three colors,' he replies, 'gold, silver, and bronze.''What color are you planning on wearing tonight?' she asks cheekily.'Why, gold, of course,' says the man proudly.'Really?' she responds. 'Why don't you wear the silver tonight? It'd be nice if you came second for a change.'
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I hear they provide condoms for all the olympic athletes... and they run out..... apparently Olympians are a randy lot!
haven't done this in a LONG TIME :hijackedthread:
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