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Just reading the opposing points of view on condoms.
young fella going on his first date.. his big brother tells him... you better buy yourself a condom just in cas you get lucky...
Hijacking! How good are you?
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young fella going on his first date.. his big brother tells him... you better buy yourself a condom just in cas you get lucky...
Hmmm, that's not terribly cold. About 47 degrees.
The coldest dive I've done to date was 42 degree water temp with a 31 degree air temp for 45 minutes.
The dive wasnt so bad, but the surface interval after was :cold:
well... if the country is assumed to be US.....but you travel with work.. so no guarantee...... oooohhh better be careful don't want to start off a spin off thread:blinking:.... Guess the phone number of the unnamed SB member... something similar has happened
Nope, that wasnt my US cell, its the one I'm currently using.
LOL, that could get pretty funny. Guess the number and if you think you have it right, call and ask the person who answers if they're CD.
It's almost 3 am here, so I hope your guess is right!
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kid goes to the shop and asks the pharmacist for a condom
"What kind?.....gives a list.. (use your imagination)
kid says how much?
Pharmacist.... this one is $1.50
Kid OK I'll take it
Pharmacist.... packages it up and says... "That will be $1.57 please"
Kid but you said $1.50
Pharmacist "the .07 if for tax"
Kid.... "Won't it stay on by itself?"
OP
Nope, that wasnt my US cell, its the one I'm currently using.
LOL, that could get pretty funny. Guess the number and if you think you have it right, call and ask the person who answers if they're CD.
It's almost 3 am here, so I hope your guess is right!
I could go one better and tell everyone to call collect. Then I can get with the local phone company and ask them to split the profits for all the extra calls I generated with me.
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I could go one better and tell everyone to call collect. Then I can get with the local phone company and ask them to split the profits for all the extra calls I generated with me.
there has to be some money in it somewhere... not to mention tax and kickbacks....
A young man goes into a pharmacy and says to the pharmacist, "Hello,
Could you give me condom. I'm going to my girlfriends for dinner and I
think I may be in with a chance!"
The pharmacist gives him the condom and as the young man is going out;
He returns and says, "Give me another condom because my girlfriend's
sister is very cute too.
She always crosses her legs in a provocative manner when she sees me
and I think I might strike it lucky there too."
The pharmacist gives him a second condom and as the boy is leaving he
Turns back and says, "Go on, give me one more condom because my
girlfriend's mum is still pretty cute and when she sees me she always
makes eyes, and since she invited me for dinner, I think she is
expecting me to make a move!
During dinner, the young man is sitting with his girlfriend on his left,
The sister on his right and the mum facing him.
When the dad gets there, the boy lowers his head and starts praying,
"Dear Lord, bless this dinner and thank you for all you give us."
A minute later the boy is still praying; "Thank you Lord for your
kindness."
Ten minutes go by and the boy is still praying, keeping his head down.
The others look at each other surprised and his girlfriend is even more
surprised than the others.
She gets close to the boy and says in his ear, "I didn't know you were
So religious."
The boy replies, "I didn't know your dad was a pharmacist!"
That's what I'm thinking!
A man walks into a pharmacy, buys a condom, then walks out of the store laughing hysterically. The pharmacist thinks this is weird, but, hey, there's no law preventing weird people from buying condoms. Maybe it's a good thing.
The next day, the man comes back to the store, purchases another condom, and once again he leaves the store laughing wildly. This piques the interest of the pharmacist. What's so funny about buying a rubber, anyway? So he tells his clerk "If this guy ever comes back, I want you to follow him to see where he goes." Sure enough, the next day the laugher is back. He buys the condom, starts cracking up, then leaves. The pharmacist tells his clerk to go follow the guy.
About an hour later, the clerk comes back to the store.
"Did you follow him? Where did he go?" asks the pharmacist. The clerk replies "Your house."
The next day, the man comes back to the store, purchases another condom, and once again he leaves the store laughing wildly. This piques the interest of the pharmacist. What's so funny about buying a rubber, anyway? So he tells his clerk "If this guy ever comes back, I want you to follow him to see where he goes." Sure enough, the next day the laugher is back. He buys the condom, starts cracking up, then leaves. The pharmacist tells his clerk to go follow the guy.
About an hour later, the clerk comes back to the store.
"Did you follow him? Where did he go?" asks the pharmacist. The clerk replies "Your house."
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