Hijacking! How good are you?

[bowlofpetunias]

Acanthurus is watching curling now....this is what I am hearing from the other room:

Hurry Hard...sweep....sweep. Off! Off! Line only. Good. Good. Now on again....harrrrrd haaarrrd. Hurry harddddd. Off. Off Easy now. Easy now. Good shot!

Kinda sexy eh. Wish I was there.

giggle gaspsnort.... that get your attention I hear there is nothing as sexy as a man doing housework

 

[Hockeynut]

Oh no, not curling???

 

[Hockeynut]

giggle gaspsnort.... that get your attention I hear there is nothing as sexy as a man doing housework

That wasn't housework!!!

 

[bowlofpetunias]

getting control of herself now....

Reminds me of a first aid class I taught once.... I had a husband and wife team in the class. I always try to team people together with people they work with or might work on so they motivate each other.

Hubby had just had knee surgery so he was doing his CPR practice with the manikin on the table. This was the point where I had told people to help each other time each other and make sure they were getting the right depth and all that. I was moving between groups to help where needed.

Hubby wasn't pressing the chest the required 1/3 depth..... and apparently his time was a little slow so here is what stopped the class dead

table ..... squeak squeak
Wife..... faster dear
table ..... squeak squeak...
Wife ...... deeper ..... deeper dear
table........ squeak squeak
Wife...... no .... faster... faster

OMG.... took 5 minutes for everyone to get their composure back!!!!

 

[bowlofpetunias]

Oh no, not curling???

I thought you liked anything with ice..... hockey.... whisky.... curling..

 

[bygolly]

giggle gaspsnort.... that get your attention I hear there is nothing as sexy as a man doing housework

Especially when I am wearing my french maid's outfit.

You'll get my fishnet stockings when you pry them from my cold, dead hands. (with no apologies to Chuck Heston)

 

[Hockeynut]

I thought you liked anything with ice..... hockey.... whisky.... curling..

no, hockey only.

 

[bowlofpetunias]

no, hockey only.

:shocked2: or maybe :dropmouth: never took you for someone who would be fixated on only one sport

 

[bowlofpetunias]

Especially when I am wearing my french maid's outfit.

You'll get my fishnet stockings when you pry them from my cold, dead hands. (with no apologies to Chuck Heston)

omg now there is a vision.... better pass me the Canadian Club!

 

[bygolly]

omg now there is a vision.... better pass me the Canadian Club!

Yes...the Canadian Club....now there we have outfits!