Hi, my name is...

[BoundForElsewhere]

After a series of unsolicited pics of male genitalia, where the peeps thought I was a medical doctor,

That might not be exactly why you received those pictures...

 

[Bubblesong]

I’m holding out for a third option, something that celebrates your homesteading!
Plantation Pete is right out.
Farming Fish Fancier, nope.
Tractor And Trident, hmph.
King Of Kave Kounty, awful.

Well maybe I can’t recommend anything better at the moment, but the perfect SB name is out there somewhere, and it’s worth coming up with something completely new!

 

[lowviz]

No, no, no... we're going to enhance the format. Enhance is the operative word here.

Oh, Oh. You mean like it is a 'FEATURE' not a 'BUG'?

Just bustin'. Maybe bring back 'Trader Ratings' too?

 

[Miyaru]

The Bone Snapper

 

[AdivingBel]

The Bone Snapper

Given where you now live...The Mosquito Zapper

 

[Divin'Papaw]

NetDoc all day every day.

 

[RyanT]

I voted for Chairman, just trying to protect those eyes of yours from nefarious pictures!

 

[Marie13]

This puts me in mind of the PADI EFR class (just renewed a few days ago). "Hello, my name is [your name]." We had a good laugh about that during class.

 

[ibj40]

Was going to post this over in the Pub, in the "Can't Make This Stuff Up" thread, but seemed more appropriate here.

Sex addict claims hot female gamers caused him to injure his penis

 

[kelemvor]

Was going to post this over in the Pub, in the "Can't Make This Stuff Up" thread, but seemed more appropriate here.

Sex addict claims hot female gamers caused him to injure his penis

At first I thought it was all nonsense, but then I saw that the case was filed in California. He's probably got a shot at winning.