Haiku Diving Rules (an excercise in the creative expression of diving knowledge)

[grassyknoll]

Diving Anagram:
Technical Divers-Hit, Elvis Narc'd

(okay, that one sucked, I need more coffee).

 

[stever2002]

What gear to buy first?
AOW and EAN
These cards I possess

Common query this
BC or regs plus guages
Boyancey or Air?

Funds are my issue
Not enough bucks to buy all
Must piece-meal my kit.

The Archives I've read
Untill I'm numb in the head
No better am I

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[fire_diver]

The haikus have gotten quite droll
This thread needs a visiting troll
To stir up the pot
I think I've just got
an idea for another poll!

 

[fire_diver]

To hijack a thread of haikus
should not be any big news
It happens each day
In the same again way
And it keeps us from getting the blues.

 

[fire_diver]

At work I sit and am bored
So I love to read scuba board
some folks preach distain
like they don't have a brain
some members are best being "ignored"

I sit and am bored
so I read the board I love
some folks is plain dumb​

 

[fire_diver]

scuba board : cuba so drab
Comrade Stroke : crooked master
technical diver : active children

 

[ClayJar]

I dare say we have
Found a corollary to
The law of Godwin
​

 

[ClayJar]

Those who find haiku
Threads quickly become boring
Must hate quarries, too
​

 

[LittleBug]

Wish my dog could dive
Labrador in scuba gear
then life is complete​

 

[fire_diver]

I've seen a cat dive
With his own mask and a tank
Can he get bent too?​