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What gear to buy first?
AOW and EAN
These cards I possess

Common query this
BC or regs plus guages
Boyancey or Air?

Funds are my issue
Not enough bucks to buy all
Must piece-meal my kit.

The Archives I've read
Untill I'm numb in the head
No better am I

 
The haikus have gotten quite droll
This thread needs a visiting troll
To stir up the pot
I think I've just got
an idea for another poll!
 
To hijack a thread of haikus
should not be any big news
It happens each day
In the same again way
And it keeps us from getting the blues.
 
At work I sit and am bored
So I love to read scuba board
some folks preach distain
like they don't have a brain
some members are best being "ignored"

I sit and am bored
so I read the board I love
some folks is plain dumb​
 
scuba board : cuba so drab
Comrade Stroke : crooked master
technical diver : active children
 

I dare say we have
Found a corollary to
The law of Godwin
 

Those who find haiku
Threads quickly become boring
Must hate quarries, too
 
Wish my dog could dive
Labrador in scuba gear
then life is complete​
 
I've seen a cat dive
With his own mask and a tank
Can he get bent too?​
 

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