Girlie Gook --- what's the best??

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Hey Girls; This is a Guys take:
I know that I'm not welcome, so I'll keep it short.
As you well know guys just don't give a rat's *** about he looks around the boat, shore. But we all know about the "Girl Thing".

#1. Nose Snails: Nose snails are easy to deal with; A (boat) surface a bit behind the ladder, turn 180, remove mask & snails, return to boat!....Simple..No?..Or B (shore) swim to shoulder height, turn 108, remove mask & snails, replace mask, return to shore.
Any failures (whitch are quite uncommon) can be easily laughed off-- end of problem!

Now for more important stuff:

I once had a GF who went to some lengths about her "make up", on a couple of different levels, her goal was to make all the rest of the wemon look Bad, largely because of that - we no longer see each other, but BOY she looked GOOD coming up out of the water!

Insider "secrets" :

Well for one she was tiny
For two she was cute
For three she had a nice shape
But for Four, she played dirty pool !!!!
She had her make up tatooed on - eye liner, lips, cheek blush, ect.(and I do mean ect.)
I don't know much about her hair, but she wore it in a french braid, when we were diving, except that it was wet % oily before we got off the boat for the first dive

As for the tatoo job, I did muster the courage to ask her about the changing nature of fassions v/s the pain of a tatoo, she laughed, and "said hell it only hurt for a week, and now I look presentable in the mourning., and I can always have it redone."

Well she did look good in the mourning, and she did look good comming out of the water, but she enjoyed that too damn much, so, so much for her...end of story...Enjoy your fun Girls, I'll not be back.
 
Yeah, I was lurking around (getting some tips for my wife :wink:) and I couldn't believe that someone hadn't mentioned the tattoo eye liner, etc. When I first heard of someone doing that I couldn't believe it! However, when I ran across this thread I just thought it would be perfect for this. I pretty much agree with Walter about how women look when they come out of the water. I think saltwater does something for a woman! Not sure about fresh!?

-Mark-
 
IslandCowgirl:
. It is called Belegenza and you can look it up at belegenza.com.

Interesting. I went to the web site..does it smell good?
 
Walter:
Make up or not, there's nothing sexier than a woman who has just come up from a dive (brains on her face and all) except a woman on a dive. Diving makes you all look better.

Walter, this is why I love you, and why you get MaryAnn hugs. :blinking:

Now where can I get that Ocean Potion stuff. (I don't go in stores often.)

Alcina, did I understand you correctly? You put the Biolage mixed with water in a spray bottle? My hair sounds exactly like your's so I'd love to try that out too.
 
Ahh hair topics.....and tatooed eye makeup. my kinda forum...Now if we could just add dive toenail polish. I use Tresemme fade resistant for colored hair. So far love it, now I have to go look and see if it has silicone.....
 
I saw the Ocean Potion in Rite Aid in California last night. I got mine in a Bait and Tackle Store if you can believe it! If anyone can't find it and want it let me know, I can buy it here and send it to you.

I went to three different Beauty Supply Stores yesterday looking for the Biolage hair oil. Couldn't find it! AHHHH! (I did buy a new flat iron and had a mani and pedi) Finally, at the 3rd store the woman said that Redkin made a sun hair oil and that people were buying it returning to get more. Fine. Used it yesterday afternoon for a dive. Smelled good.
 
pennypue:
Walter, this is why I love you, and why you get MaryAnn hugs. :blinking:

Too bad I don't see you more often. MaryAnn hugs are truly one of life's great joys.
 
pennypue:
Now where can I get that Ocean Potion stuff. (I don't go in stores often.)

Ocean Potion has a website: http://www.opotion.com/

They have a store locator so you can find who sells in your area. Or you can order it from their website.
 
She had her make up tatooed on - eye liner, lips, cheek blush, ect.(and I do mean ect.)

:11:

where have I been under a rock?

was she a porn star?

geez loiuse

I have to draw the line with tattoo ink. I think it turns kind of yellow as it ages though.

have you seen women with wierd sort of purple eyebrows? and it gets fuzzy looking.

but ..interesting post.
 
https://www.shearwater.com/products/perdix-ai/

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