Mr. String,
GBAMS28 said:
GBAMS28 said:
GBAMS28:With any sort of rough conditions it makes it a lot easier to breathe on the surface. Especially important when running low on air.;/QUOTE]
And once again you claimed:
String:Simply not true.
Enough people have posted their stories of how the lowly SNORK was useful to them, usually in rough seas, that we can say without equivocation that:
YES, the SNORK does have its uses, ESPECIALLY in rough seas.
Does one have to wear it all of the time? If one is acting as an instructor for an agency which requires it in its teaching rules then, obviously:
YES, under those conditions, one MUST wear it!
Does any diver, once certified, have to WEAR a SNORK?
NO, one does not have to WEAR one. (Although, if diving where it is mandated, one had best have one to DISPLAY; i.e. certain beaches in California come to mind.)
Now, having established that the lowly SNORK can be useful, and further, having established constant attachment is not REQUIRED (except as noted), then by extrapolation we can derive the idea that:
(1) POSSESSING a SNORK is a handy idea, and
(2) a FOLDING SNORK tucked into a pocket (or suitably concealed in some manner) is, in fact, a GRAND idea!!!!
Now at this point, Mr. String, you have not countered, either through example or statistics, the contention that the SNORK IS USEFUL AT TIMES, since by sheer weight of anecdotal evidence that usefulness HAS been demonstrated.
To simply keep reiterating that this is somehow not true, as you are doing, is to fly in the face of reality.
No one is going to force you to possess, fondle, manipulate, or utilize the (in your unique view) dangerous and deadly SNORK. Similarly, no one is going to stop you from mangling, twisting, torturing, or otherwise man-handling (a la Uncle Pug-see other posts for hideous descriptions) the poor lowly SNORK.
It is time, however, for you, Mr. String, to stop bashing the deceased equine. If you have evidence that the SNORK is the deadly creature you believe it to be, bring forth your statistics. If you cannot, it is time for you to subside beneath the waves!