I wouldnt have thought it necessary to add this to the discussion, but last Sundays experience aboard The Great Escape proved me wrong. To put it bluntly,
TAKE THE POST-DIVE ROLL CALL AS SERIOUSLY AS EVERYONE ELSE DOES!!!
We finished our first dive, and the divemaster called everyone to the rear of the boat so he could conduct an audio/visual roll call before heading to the next site. Theyd made it perfectly clear earlier that they expected you to be present for roll call, and not just yell Here! from the depths of the boat or have someone else answer for you. Almost immediately, the roll call was held up while they started looking for someone who didnt answer up. After a few minutes of repeatedly calling his name, someone managed to dredge up this scrawny fifteen-year old kid who shuffled out onto the rear deck, looking annoyed at being inconvenienced by the divemasters insistence on actually seeing him. He finally piped up with a surly Here! and a roll of his eyes. I wanted to backhand the little snot, then go find his parents and smack them as well for raising such a dimwit.
Please bear in mind that there are very good reasons for divemasters insisting on hearing AND seeing you. If youre new around here or new to diving, you may not have heard of some incidents in the last few years involving divers getting left behind by dive boats (please dont hijack this thread with arguments about whose fault those incidents were that's irrelevant to our discussion here). Any divemaster worth his C-card doesnt want that to occur on their watch, and neither do the boat captains. No matter whose fault it is, its their arse in a sling if anything like that happens. So please cut them some slack and get with the roll call program, even if your teenage attitude has you convinced that youre too cool to answer up.
Of course, this is sound advice for ANY dive boat, not just the ones in Southern California.