Corrupt-a-Wish

[Swheeler25]

Granted, but they're only available on VHS.

I wish I had my own yacht.

 

[The_Ghost]

granted but it's 45 ft under the ocean and it's guarded by 50 GW sharks. In pearl harbor, so you can' dive it either.

wish I could go scuba diving at pearl harbor to go thu all the sunken boats

 

[ohmdiver]

Granted, you can dive at Pearl Harbor, a small cul-de-sac community a mile south of death valley

I wish the ghost finds the right spot....

 

[The_Ghost]

granted, I find the right spot but miss it

wish for some pizza

 

[Swheeler25]

Granted, but you asked for no anchovies!

Wish someone else would clean my apartment.

 

[Didje]

Granted, you just can't pay them and they send their "cousins" to collect your scuba gear. Now get back to cleaning.

Wish my knee's swelling would go away before my trip.

 

[alexmartinezphoto]

granted but your face swells to the size of both your knees togeather

 

[alexmartinezphoto]

I wish i could dive with a whale shark

 

[kanonfodr]

I wish i could dive with a whale shark

Granted, but he will bite off one of your legs in compensation for his time.

I wish I could keep a dragon as a pet.

Peace,
Greg

 

[Didje]

Granted, you are now the proud owner of "The Pet Dragon: A Story about Adventure, Friendship, and Chinese Characters" by Christoph Niemann.

Wish I had an iPhone 4.