Corrupt-a-Wish

[Brandon]

Oh... you're not being forgetful lately... only since the abduction.

I wish I had a bacon cheeseburger.

 

[Didje]

Granted, you have the world's second smallest bacon cheeseburger in your hand, the size of a dime. Savor it.

Wish I had the motivation to study for my divemaster exams.

 

[cdolphin]

Granted, you get the motivation but realize someone has stolen your course book.

Wish the sun would come out.

 

[Didje]

Granted, the sun comes out but you're in Siberia and the temperature drops to -30 degrees.

Wish I was a rockstar.

 

[inventor]

Granted, you are an energy drink. You don't want to know what you're going to be in an hour.

Wish I had something to do today.

 

[bhalah]

Granted, but you oversleep and don't make it.

Wish I did not have to do any more boring tasks.

 

[The_Ghost]

granted, you now have to fill in the grand cayon with a spoon


wish, everyone would give me a dollar for reading this post

 

[ohmdiver]

Granted but it is a Monopoly dollar

I wish "The Ghost" doesm't land on Boardwalk...

 

[The_Ghost]

granted, I roll and land on parkplace but I already own that...damn

wish "ohmdiver" wouldn't use his wishs to try and cheat at monoploy

 

[inventor]

Granted, he cheats at the lottery.

Wish I had some cereal.