Corrupt-a-Wish

[inventor]

Granted, you're in the local jail.

Wish I could go hiking today.

 

[shark girl]

Granted. It's 39 degrees C in the shade though.

I wish my brain worked properly.

 

[Didje]

Granted, your brain works properly but you have an IQ of 50.

Wish there was a cure for cancer.

 

[The_Ghost]

wish granted but the cure only works for 2 days.

wish pro athletes only got paid a 50k a year instead of millions

 

[ohmdiver]

granted, but they are still overpaid.....

I wish more people knew where thier food comes from...

 

[shark girl]

Granted, they are well aware that it comes from McDonalds.

I wish that my house didn't get so damp in winter.

 

[cdolphin]

Granted, the mold forces you to move to a dryer house but you still have to pay the mortgage on the damp house.

Wish I had a fun friend I could call today.

 

[The_Ghost]

granted, but call ing your fun friend costs 45 dollars for the first minute and 10 dollars for each additional minute

wish I had a 100ft pool in my back yard with lots of sea life so I could go diving in my back yard

 

[inventor]

Granted, you live in the Marinas Trench, it's all that's left.

Wish I'd gone swimming today.

 

[shark girl]

Granted, but someone had peed in the pool and made you wish you hadn't bothered.

Wish I wasn't being so forgetful lately!