Corrupt-a-Wish

[cdolphin]

Granted, the Greenwich Village Idiots are on their way to Vegas.

Wish I had some MadDog20-20 for Communion tomorrow.

 

[inventor]

Granted, it's all heavy water MD2020. For the fusion reactor.

Wish our atmosphere would survive cdoldhins Sunday.

 

[cdolphin]

Granted, North Korea aims a nuclear attack on my fusion reactor.

Wish I had a regular dive buddy.

 

[inventor]

Granted, he regularly warhammers due to the Metamucil.

Wish all the world were a perfect place.

 

[The_Ghost]

granted, but then you wake up from your dream


Wish I sub to dive to the bottom of the ocean

 

[inventor]

Granted, that's where it stays.

Wish we all had all our dream dive vacations.

 

[cdolphin]

Granted, now there's nothing left to look forward to.

Wish summer was eight months long.

 

[The_Ghost]

wish granted, all the cold water divers get pissed that you shorten the winter and kill you before summer begins so you don't get to enjoy the summer


wish scuba was an Olympic sport

 

[cdolphin]

wish granted, all the cold water divers get pissed that you shorten the winter and kill you before summer begins so you don't get to enjoy the summer


wish scuba was an Olympic sport

wow. harsh. Can't they go somewhere other than HERE? :depressed:

Granted, have fun watching people hover in the summer Olympics.

Wish I could get a natural looking tan without the UV.

 

[The_Ghost]

yea just a tad but still funny

granted, but whats a photoshoped picture of you with a natural tan going to do you?

Wish scuba gear wasn't so blasted expensive!!!!